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@Blankslate69099 @Prawcin I’m sorry. I just get so protective sometimes.

@Treef00t @Prawcin I’m crying calm down treefoot

@f0dless Simpsons did death note

@AvaTarrMain This is true at the peak of my horny teenager career i drank white monster almost every single day it was disgusting

If you drink white monster I’m gonna instantly assume you’re a sex pest

The pipeline of "oh i already know i want to be an artist of some sort when i grow up" ➡️ "oh god this field isn't sustainable i need a less creative job" ➡️ "oh my god im not passionate about literally anything how am i supposed to choose something fulfilling" is so real

@bananachickenbm Leave witty/quippy comments under their posts and pray they eventually start interacting with you

how tf do i interact with people on here other than following them and spam liking their stuff

@gofrickurself This deadass happened to me i had to quit cold turkey and i lost 30 pounds

Stoners be like i need to get high or I can’t eat

i will NEVER call you mommy. do not EVER call me daddy.

30 Years of 64 ⭐️

Evil foid accelerates the norwooding of sensitive young man. Heartless bitch

where do homeless people go when it starts to rain

When I was a little kid I never saw anyone jump in real life so I thought it was something that only existed in videogames like I thought miyamoto invented jumping while creating the first super mario bros

@35yearoldfriend At least you found it I haven’t even found it yet

I’m finding it harder and harder

@pissshit90001 Marijuana

What medication stops my brain from thinking so much #PleaseHelp

You can bully me, shove me around, I can take it. But when my mom was diagnosed with bone cancer in 2008, AiAi was right there at my side while she underwent chemo. GonGon held my hand as I watched her casket lowered into her grave. MeeMee still comes with me to leave flowers at her headstone. So yeah. I’ll never apologize for being a Super Monkey Ball fan.

@bronxharlot This only applies to fat guys with man tits btw

fellas. plz teach the young men about wearing a tank top under the tshirts. please.

@SB2749 @mackolor He’s calm, confident and collected. If you got a problem, this plumbers got it handled. What a fucking badass.

this frame of the smash 4 reveal trailer has lived rent-free forever on my mind. i just really like mario's pose here for some reason

@dontfwmeok I mean i quit listening to $uicideboy$ and started listening to more alternative rock so it’s not all doom and gloom

Faking your music taste due to social validation is self slavery

when i was a kid I heard that if you kept your fists clenched that was a sign you jerked off a lot and so i saw this render of mario a lot and it made me scared that mario jerked off and it made me feel very sexually nervous