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@lukebarlow2000 This is the whole thing. Worth a giggle for two.minutes.

@BBCNews Why are you sending British reporters to the Middle East like Clive Myrie? Surely there are English speaking nationals there who could report for you? Stop wasting money. Why am I paying for a tv licence?

@willne Click on his name. He is in Leeds

@potterwigham @DIPHarryLizard @deathinparadise What about Catherine?

@DIPHarryLizard Darlene was mentioned in the 1st episode on the phone so if she's gone it leaves you as the only survivor from the opening series of @deathinparadise

We have a date and it is only 10 days until you (hopefully!) see me on screen again!!! 🦎🦎🦎💚💚💚 Oh and the police team and Catherine too! 😂😂😂 Looking forward to welcoming Mattie but will be sad if Darlene has really gone…😭😭😭

@LegacySiu McMannaman

@herotimeszero Hair

@Wisdom_HQ Petanque

@MelissaReddy_ Andy💕🕊

@TheRangeUK Hi, bought a set of lights for £79.99 in Blackpool today. Put them up and switched them on. There's no remote control to change the mode and your voicemail is full. Help please?

@LFCTransferRoom @FabrizioRomano If I remember correctly Crouch took forever to score when he signed. Then he became a machine. They will suddenly click.

@RichardCrawley @hwinkler4real Maybe you should. There are numbers either side.

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@robjessel16 @francesbarber13 I agree with Floella.