TwoPatchSpook
512 posts
@AP So he was practicing to sit down while pooping his Depends?
Bill Ellmore 𝕏@Ellmore
How many diapers did it take for Biden to travel to Europe to disgrace our country on D Day? The D doesn’t stand for Depends. Do you think Joe Biden can lead our country for another 4 years? How about another 4 months?
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You might be seeing a clip on social media that appears to show President Biden trying to sit in a chair that isn't there. However, this video doesn't show the full context of the moment.
AP breaks down the moment.
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@SocksWthSandals Wait until she finds out what you do with glow-in-the-dark condoms.
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In the UK, if you walked outside an active court case in which you were the defendant and called it a "rigged trial" like this, your feet wouldn't even touch the ground on the way to jail
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Why isn't this understood in all 50 states?
Greg Abbott@GregAbbott_TX
In Texas, anyone "squatting" in your home is breaking the law. They are criminals violating TX laws like criminal trespass & criminal mischief (Tex. Penal Code 30.05 & 28.03). Also, the Texas Castle Doctrine empowers Texans to use force to defend themselves & their property.
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@CannonMunkii Oh, I thought I had signed up for that. It's a shame it's stale, but SoT early betas weren't extremely in depth either. Maybe there's hope?
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@SocksWthSandals I'd argue that's not quite true... Crowd work can actually be the most difficult part of a stage act.
Most sets are scripted, crowd interactions are entirely off the cuff. I've known good set comics who crumble with crowd work.
I don't know Bond, but Rife has some solid clips.
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@MattWallace1701 @EndWokeness ... Now do historical figures you twit.
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@EndWokeness So just because it’s not a religion you agree with you think it gives you the right to tear it down? Real classy Christians.
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This is Michael Cassidy. He is a devout Christian and former military officer.
Michael just tore down and beheaded the Satan idol that was erected in the Iowa Capitol.
Not all heroes wear capes.
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I'll file this under, "Things I never care to know."
IGN@IGN
Here's how to cancel your Xbox Game Pass subscription: bit.ly/3uXGoEX
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@SocksWthSandals My god man.
I bet you didn't text Anne Frank either.
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@TwoPatchSpook What makes me look even worse is I texted my aunts mom happy Hanukkah but not my aunt 😬
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I watch TikTok all day long and I texted two people happy Hanukkah today. Is she dumb?
TheBlaze@theblaze
Nikki Haley: “For every 30 minutes that someone watches TikTok every day, they become 17% more antisemitic, more pro-Hamas.”
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@TwoPatchSpook 🤷🏻 oh shit I forgot to text my aunt that… it would have been 3 lol.
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@spartyon1986 @SocksWthSandals Cool your jets turbo. Maybe lay off the cocaine and coffee
A. Saudi cash is fine by me.
B. He's pretty fair most of the time, even when he's being sarcastic.
C. Pointing out hypocrisy, or irony, isn't really a concern.
D. I speak for all white men when I say, demonize away.
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@TwoPatchSpook @SocksWthSandals sure, and it was paid by us buying oil in the first place, so glad it is coming out of their pockets - but I’m sick of white men being demonized…especially when he does it in the context of Saudi cash..
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@leslibless They're going to take the wrong lesson from this, as always.
They will either pull the guards completely, or change their orders to not intercept shoplifters.
Instead of arming them and equipping them to handle these scenarios.
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This thug went into the Macys in Center City Philadelphia to steal items.
When he was confronted by 2 security officers, he left, but then returned with a knife.
He stabbed the 30 yr-old officer in the neck, killing him.
The other guard is a 23 yr-old with stab wounds to his face & arm. He is in stable condition.
The security officers were unarmed.
The thug was known to police, having been arrested for theft, drug offenses, and robbery. Another worthless Dem city District Attorney & Mayor!
How sad for these families, during this Christmas season.
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@spartyon1986 @SocksWthSandals I mean, 600 million is 600 million.
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@SocksWthSandals old white people…vs islamic money that throws gays off of buildings, treats women like shit, has zero tolerance for other religions (not a single christian or other church in Saudi), etc..
You can hate all you want, but maybe get your grievances in better order…
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@GeorgeTakei What an absurd notion.
You lot scree about alleged voter suppression but then demand others abandon their voice to support only your garbage candidate. All because you know he can't actually draw voters on his own.
You're a joke, your party is a joke, and your candidate is too.
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Agreed. Remember, your vote is a tool to bring out the best outcome for the most number of people. Use it wisely to support others who need you to make a wise choice. Let’s not repeat the mistakes of 2000 and 2016 through “protest votes” that elected the worst candidates for our country and the planet.
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@Transeint_Light @kirawontmiss Or, hear me out, hop up and down with a shotgun like your mouse wrist is practiced at after years of questionable Internet porn.
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i’m not a fortnite expert but maybe stop shooting the shield
Yuki Yuno@YukiYuno6728
How are you supposed to counter this????
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