Jim Kelleher #EndDirectProvision

My mate has 2 tickets for the Euro final! He paid £470 but he didn't realise it was going to be the same day as his wedding. He is looking for someone to take his place. It's at Portsmouth Registry Office at 3pm. The bride's name is Beatrice, she's 5'7" & from Gosport #EURO2024

@Mike_Batt I prefer to refer to it in the original. The Quattro Formaggi. - Julie Walters.

Aren’t you tired of the fucking Four Seasons? (The piece, not the hotel chain). It’s not Vivaldi’s fault. It’s great but can’t we give it rest? Oy vey, already.

@Boluwatiiffee Tony Kroos

I reply faster to people who follow me because I see their comments first. I really want to hear from those who know the right answer… or does nobody actually know? If you do, follow me and drop your answer. I’ll reply to as many as I can. Let’s see.

Guesss the player

@RadioTimes I really enjoyed it and I'm looking forward to next week! Congratulations to @nbcsnl UK!

What did you think of SNL UK?

@Mishi_2210 30 people are still in the room. The remainder are moving.

Everyone says 20 ,but that’s not the real answer If you solve this, you’re in the top 1%

@Mishi_2210 If 99.9% were eliminated that leaves 0.1%, not 1%. You loser! 😆

@dineen20dineen This was the very sad show where a bereaved mother was chosen who had just lost her daughter youtu.be/N31KY7lTKVc?si…

The Late Late Show presented by Gay Byrne and remember the postal quiz when there was a post card picked from hundreds of entries time to make that phone call

@DailyMailCeleb @CameronYardeJnr On the 7th day, God rested … Chuck Norris took over.

Chuck Norris has died aged 86 following medical emergency ➡️ trib.al/Kx8KUYE

@ExtremeFootbal4 He's only in his mid 30s here!

A Celtic fan holds up a scarf with obscene language during the CIS Insurance Cup fourth-round match between Celtic and Rangers at Ibrox in Glasgow, Scotland (2004).

@dionnewarwick Jump on By!

Doing this at my show tomorrow during Walk on By.

@dineen20dineen I occasionally saw him on his bike around Dublin. Built like a beanpole!

We had Don Cockburn reading the RTE News when we had the black and white rented television

@CameronYardeJnr @back_the_BBC “A Bad Time to be a Man”. The Times they ain’t a Changin’!

Look at that BBC2 evening schedule. I was locked in from The X Files to Seinfeld. Seinfeld never caught on over here but I think had the magnificent season 4 been shown regularly in an earlier slot it might have done.

I would be v. grateful for any RT because we are getting ZERO COVERAGE IN UK despite going straight in at #1 in the ⁦@IrishTimes⁩! What’s a writer to do? A dizzying, thrilling ride through 14,526 years of Irish history | Irish Independent independent.ie/entertainment/…

@elonmusk It's from 3 years ago you poop poop nincompoop

This would be a travesty

@dannykellywords I’m sorry to hear about this Danny. Sending you best wishes for your treatment.

OK, so there's this... ✊️✊️✊️💊💊💊💚💚💚🔥🔥🔥

@mr_seanhughes Sean was so talented, what a marvellous bequest and legacy. Rest in Peace, Sean.

@ZelenskyyUa @littlemuseumdub Thank you ☘️. But why is this a joint post with Bono??

Wishing the Irish in Ireland and around the world a Happy Saint Patrick’s Day! Ukraine deeply appreciates Ireland’s significant support at the political, economic, and humanitarian level, as well as the shelter your country has given to thousands of Ukrainians. May peace and plenty bless your world With a joy that long endures And may all life’s passing seasons Bring the best to you and yours.

@vickimichelle Happy St Patrick’s Day ☘️. You filmed one of the ads in Mileys pub in Blessington.

Happy St Patrick’s Day Everyone. Great memory when I did a Commercial for Harp Lager and became famous in Ireland as Sally OBrien and “The Way She Might Look At You” Have a Fabulous Day #StPatricksDay #SallyOBrien #Guiness #StPatrick

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️ In 1847, during the Irish Potato Famine, Choctaws gathered what they could and sent a donation to help the people of Ireland. That act of generosity created a lasting friendship between the Choctaw and Irish people that continues today. From one community to another, it’s a reminder that kindness can travel far and endure for generations. 💚 Learn more about this connection at choctawnation.com/about/history/….

@lemnsissay Postscript: The Englishman was the pilot ...

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman were riding in a hot-air balloon. The balloon was about to crash into a mountain, so the pilot says, "We need to lose more weight to get clear. One of you has to jump." The Scotsman says, "I do this for the glory of Scotland!" and he jumps out of the basket. But the balloon still wasn’t high enough. "We need to lose more weight!" the pilot says. The Welshman says, "I do this for the glory of Wales!" and he jumps out. "We need to lose just one more person, and we’ll make it!" the pilot says. The Irishman says, "I do this for the glory of Ireland!" — and he picks up the Englishman and throws him over the side. Happy St Patricks day

The Embassy of Mexico in Ireland goes green! 💚 We’re proud to participate in #GlobalGreening once again this year, celebrating St. Patrick’s Day with our community here in Dublin and across the world. 🇲🇽🇮🇪 #StPatricksDay @dfatireland @IrishEmbMexico @PresidentIRL