Valphrex

Hard to believe the damn thing is older than me.

Okay. If you are bored, I will indulge you, because I am also bored. Yes, if I acted like this in real life, it would annoy the people around me. Which I won't lie, I can be absolutely insufferable in real life as well. But usually my close friends see me as funny when I go on one of my rants, whether they agree or not. I am very opinionated. Most of my friends are a lot more relaxed than I am. I tend to attract blunt, but chill people. So when I get too intense for them, they'll usually be like, "Bro, it's okay. Calm down." And we'll chill and do something else. Lmao But on the internet? I can be a gremlin and I fully lean into it. I enjoy the competition of it. It's not really a popularity thing, it's just something that makes me feel alive.

@Valphrex @Tort77019 @uncburgmoney @KaiKai2492 Tbh. I'm bored as shit.

Guy: "Wow watching Diana play with toys is so cute, it makes me want a daughter" Absolutely miserable people: "Um, stop objectifying them, they aren't toys. If you think this is how raising a child actually is you probably shouldn't have a kid" I don't understand how people on the internet can be both this delusional and miserable. What has led to your brains being so rotted that you twist a guy innocently being inspired to want children into a bad thing. Ya'll are weird.

@sen_xxii @KaiKai2492 But I mean... I'm sitting here with a Terrance Mephesto pfp, so perhaps I'm being an asshole here.

@Valphrex @KaiKai2492 That's honestly fair ngl

@xKnowledgeBANK Glad that will never be me.

How baby comes out? Cervix open from 0 to 10 cm

@eugny196958443 @GoldBellClips "Torture"? Please. You're just using emotional language to get people to clutch at their pearls.

@GoldBellClips Whatever message the father thinks he is sending, what he is definitely doing is breaking the bond of trust between parent and child, and once thats gone, it can never be recovered. Whatever his faults, this kid will never again trust his father not to torture or hurt him.

Father cuts his son’s dreads off because he bullied a kid with cancer

@GoldBellClips Normally I am against his kind of punishment. But bullying actually changes the entire trajectory of a victim's life and often increases chances of suicide. I say go dad. Bullying should be punished severely.

@Ash_Lee_IRL Trans women are women.

I want to know more trans-positive people! Say hi if you think trans women are women ❤️🏳️‍⚧️

@sen_xxii @Tort77019 @uncburgmoney @KaiKai2492 I haven't gotten a single notification other than from you, mister/miss Purple Panda. lmao

@Valphrex @Tort77019 @uncburgmoney @KaiKai2492 So are others. Irrelevant to the conversation. Stay on topic.

@sen_xxii @KaiKai2492 I'm sorry but the furry pfp makes it hard for me to take this seriously.

@Valphrex @KaiKai2492 Stay on topic please. Also ironic coming from a check mark.

@QE3FromTheVA @iamgrootxo @JillValendyke @merychxrry Lmao Honestly, I'm beyond proud that a Crystal Dynamics apologists hates me. It means I'm on the right side of history.

@Valphrex @iamgrootxo @JillValendyke @merychxrry 9 followers + blue checkmark= fuck you

Ladies and gentlemen, take a quick walk with me. This is a jade necklace. A jade necklace that Lara Croft herself found on one of her father’s digs, at 5 years old, in penguin pajamas. Now, some want her to get rid of, throw away, destroy a childhood memory. Sick bastards

@sen_xxii @Tort77019 @uncburgmoney @KaiKai2492 Where are you coming from? Lmao you're posting on everything I posted yesterday!😆😆😆

@Valphrex @Tort77019 @uncburgmoney @KaiKai2492 But if you were, they would also call you insufferable. That's why you only do this shit on the Internet because the moment you say this stuff to them, they WILL NOT like you. This isn't exclusive to us dude.

@sen_xxii @KaiKai2492 I think you're arguing for the sake or arguing.

@Valphrex @KaiKai2492 NO ONE THINKS THAT!!! Please use common sense to detect common sense PLEASE.

@sen_xxii @KaiKai2492 Lmao

@Valphrex @KaiKai2492 Everything you said here. Is common sense. No one said it was the same thing. Everyone knows there a nuances. OP and what you're saying here, is completely redundant

I agree.

@iamgrootxo @QE3FromTheVA @JillValendyke @merychxrry 100%. The real Lara Croft. Not that lazy shit Crystal Dynamics throws at us.

@QE3FromTheVA @JillValendyke @merychxrry Thats not canon, she is

@QE3FromTheVA @JillValendyke @merychxrry I mean, it's fucking stupid. Why the hell would Lara be wearing penguin pajamas and finding some stupid ass looking necklace on a dig? Crystal Dynamics ruined Tomb Raider.

@PinkGlitch404 She did the right thing. Good mother. May all mothers and fathers be like this goddess.

I don't blame her.

@Kitti3_SFW "What's in your pants?"

How 90% of 🏳️‍⚧️phobe's be acting online

I'm hung up on the past because I liked Tomb Raider. Even if Crystal Dynamics wanted to change Lara for whatever it is they were going for, they didn't have to turn around and destroy the originals while stealing the appearance of the originals to give to THEIR "original" characters. Crystal Dynamics looked down on Core Design and made fun of the original series. So there is no reason for them to be taking the designs and ideas from Core Design since Crystal Dynamics are "so much better".

@Valphrex @nstycroft I've grown up with this franchise, so no, I am most definitely not new, yes, Crystal has changed her appearance a lot I can't deny that, I'm sick and tired of you people who are too hung up on the past, not every Lara has to look like the original one

this baddie deserved so much better idc i can’t wait to see her in a modern tomb raider game with good graphics

You're probably someone who is very new to Tomb Raider if you think that Crystal Dynamics didn't rip the original look of Lara for their doppelganger. They make fun of Core Design and then they ruin their original characters and take the designs for themselves. Typical Crystal Dynamics bullshit.

@Valphrex @nstycroft It's a REMAKE, Natla wasn't supposed to look EXACTLY like the original, and that thing about Amanda looking more like Natla and the doppelganger looking like the original Lara... that's such a bullshit take