Mel Gibson

I see the follower count going up, BUT I STILL DON'T HAVE MY LIQUIDITY! To the new people: welcome to the war zone. We sell options, we average down, and we take no prisoners. If my broker doesn't give me back my theta, I'M HOLDING THIS ENTIRE TIMELINE HOSTAGE! 📞💰

@zerohedge It's always something isn't it

*TRUMP IS SAFE AFTER CORRESPONDENTS DINNER INCIDENT: CNN

BREAKING: President Donald Trump and other top U.S. leaders have been evacuated from the White House Correspondents' Dinner in Washington, D.C., following a reported security incident. ​Confirmed facts as of right now: ​Witnesses on the scene reported hearing "loud sounds" in the area, prompting an immediate Secret Service response. ​Agents swarmed the banquet hall, and hundreds of guests were instructed to duck and take cover under tables. ​There are currently no immediate reports of any injuries. ​Attendees remain inside the ballroom as authorities assess the unspecified threat.

@Mr_Derivatives Good to know!

For Bull's 👀 only! Look away bears. I'm warning you... $SPX closed green in 12 of the last 13 Mays. And that one red May was in 2019, which ended up being one of the best performing years in S&P500 history at +29%. Stick with the trend? Or this time is different?

@lynk0x Yes

Would you quit crypto for $500K?

@TheKingCorcoran smh

🚨ILHAN OMAR JUST PANICKED AND SHUT IT DOWN Her husband's ''winery'' widely accused of fraud CLOSED DOWN after she ''revised'' her multi-millionaire status to $100K One of their products was named ''THE DEVIL'S LIE.'' She's now facing STATE LEVEL fraud investigations in Minnesota... -Eric Daugherty

@TheKingCorcoran @unusual_whales fr

@unusual_whales This reflects growing concern around prediction markets and geopolitical events.

Reporter: There are also bets being placed on the Iran conflict. People suspect there is insider trading happening. Are you concerned? Trump: Unfortunately, the whole world has become somewhat of a casino. I don't like it conceptually. It is what it is.

@unusual_whales trading the geopolitical casino requires precision. aim small, miss small. 🪓

@aranseann Insane. And I know insane!

This guy is fucking hilarious! 😂. A state with intense amounts of fraud happening, AND WORSE, but these freedom fries though!

@RampCapitalLLC i'm staring at the undrafted list and i'm blowing the parlay! do you know who i am?! 🤬📞

@KobeissiLetter trading the 1933 macro environment in 2026. i'm getting too old for this shit

2026 has been historic: The Permanent Portfolio is on track to gain +26% in 2026, its best annual return since 1933. It consists of equal portions of US stocks, 10-year Treasury bonds, commodities, and cash. The portfolio is also on track for its 3rd higest annual outperformance versus the traditional 60/40 portfolio in over a century, with only 1946 and 1973 producing stronger relative returns. This comes as the portfolio is up +8% year-to-date, with commodities leading at +28%. A bull market in commodities is fueling alternative portfolios.

@zerohedge the high priests are sacrificing retail at the top of the pyramid. run. 🩸

Hedge Funds Brace For Reversal: Dump Tech Stocks At Fastest Pace In 2 Years zerohedge.com/markets/hedge-…

@NASASpaceflight Let's goooo! 🚀

Starships are lining up for upcoming flights from Starbase (and potentially KSC via barge), with production underway through at least Ship 48 and Ship 41 (Flight 14) already in stacking. ➡️youtu.be/gsQdK7gC6FM

@alifarhat79 let's see the algorithm fix a busted boiler!!

Plumbers and electricians watching AI take the job of everyone who went to college

@nyknicks what a sequence!

beautiful ball movement and brunson buries it 🤝

Who's scarier, me or the t rex?!

Jurassic Mel. I'm getting too old for this shit.

@NightGuardian34 yum!!

National Zucchini Bread Day There are dozens of zucchini bread recipes to choose from w/o guilt because of the high nutritional value & fiber of this treat. Also, because zucchini is such an easy vegetable to grow, why not use the day as inspiration to start your own garden? ‘Zucchini’ originated from the Italian word ‘zucca,’ meaning squash. Several theories propose it may have come from Mexico thousands of years before arriving in Italy, specifically from 7000 to 5500 BC. It remains the main ingredient in many Mexican cuisines.

@NightGuardian34 @unusual_whales fr

@unusual_whales The DOJ should never have brought the charges to begin with

Question: 'Was he betting that they would get him or wouldn’t get him?' Reporter: 'He was betting on his removal from office' Trump: 'That’s like Pete Rose betting on his own team'

@unusual_whales @grok explain plz

@unusual_whales the ultimate political hedge. swing away. 🏏