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"Miss Terry says if you take a job, you're commuting." Nick Saban on if he'll ever coach again 😅

@CharmiIIionaire I’ve had zero DMs for any criminal recruiting activities. This is the worst money ever spent, I’m not buying any more ads from you.

Follow this account if you’re a UAB supporter. If you want to commit recruiting crimes please follow me and @WelcomeToUAB.

I hope he finds peace in his marriage, cause a single Mike Vrabel turns into Coach O really quick.

Save money on buyouts by only hiring scumbag coaches. If they are good, great. If not, morally clauses should get you out of most contracts. Just keep the coaches’ office stocked with liquor and the front desk stocked with co-eds in case you need the insurance.

@CharmiIIionaire The Auburn job is career suicide. He’s already failed.

Man, I hope this dude fails miserably. What a pompous ass.

Celebrating 366 days sober tonight!! Why not 365 (1 year)? Because you don’t run to first base, you run through first base.

The IRS is only weeks away from developing nukes.

Watching The Price is Right from the 80s and I noticed cars only costed a dollar.

Yaxel is maybe at 60% right now.

NBA players agree that Memphis is the worst city 💀 LeBron was right 😭

Seems like there’s a consensus that Memphis is the least desirable city for players to go… What is the equivalent for the NFL??

If Gucci would have just stayed fat he wouldn’t be getting kidnapped at the time.

Kirk Cousins has done his best to extend his career by avoiding the wear and tear of a post season run.

@AuburnBlazer Live-stream yourself smoking crack in the parking deck.

If UAB baseball (currently 18-10 & 42nd best RPI) plays in a regional this year in the NCAA Baseball Tournament, what should I do?

Powerhouse D2 coach stock is at all time high The world NEEDS to see one shot in the big leagues before he hangs em up

@On3 @chettykins @PeteNakos @JoeTipton It was a strong ass offer.

BREAKING: NC State head basketball coach Will Wade is expected to leave for LSU, @PeteNakos and @JoeTipton report. on3.com/news/where-thi…

@geoffschwartz I’m broke as shit and my daughter’s got the same gear. Thinking about it, it’s more disrespectful that you didn’t get her some All-Stars over Easton when you can clearly afford to do so. It shows a lack of commitment, and the scouts see that.

Matthew … if you think my daughter is privileged because she’s got catchers gear to play catcher… wait till you find out she’s got her own softball bat. This is clearly a you problem man. Can’t help you.

This whole health-fitness boom is a government psyop to prepare the civilians for war. So, let’s protest the war by boycotting the gym, or at the very least, boycott the squat racks and dumbbells between 5:00pm to 6:30pm.

@EBRINDLEY They’ve only lost 6 games since Covid, including the postseason.

@WelcomeToUAB I didn’t include their home win streak in that particular Tweet because I was struggling to count up all of their home wins. 🤣

In the last 15 D2 NCAA tournaments Crutchfield has: 14 Tournament Appearances 12 Sweet Sixteens 11 Elite Eights 7 Final Fours 4 Championship Appearances 2 Championships Got another Elite Eight game this Wednesday.