Wizard🇷🇼🇰🇪🇺🇬💙

Having someone that’s in the mood for you everyday, that wants to talk to you everyday no matter how busy they are. Someone that craves for your touch, cherish your friendship, support and advice. Someone who desires your presence, is one of the best thing in life ❤️

Would you accept such rules in a relationship?

Ruud van Nistelrooy talking about that ICONIC AC Milan side 😳: 🗣️ "I played against AC Milan in the San Siro, and there was a back four of Cafu, Jaap Stam, Maldini and Nesta... That was interesting. They were pretty good. All four of them. How they worked as a unit. Then there was Gattuso in front. He was like, 'I'm gonna kill you when you get the ball'. Then Pirlo, he was fantastic. Seedorf was playing in that team too! The strongest man in the world. I didn't score in that game. I couldn't. I didn't get near a shot. There were like four or five players flying in when I had the ball. They were pretty amazing."

Bonus: A man is elastic No matter how deep he sinks, a man has no choice but to come out. "Depression" is nature reminding you that something has stalled and therefore needs pushing. Stand up! A man can recreate himself and become a better version of himself.

🔴 @ManUtd signed Park Ji-sung for £4m. 🏟 204 Games ⚽️ 28 Goals 🎯 29 Assists 🏆 13 Trophies 🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 4 Premier League 🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 4 Community Shield 🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 3 League Cup 🏆🇪🇺 1 UCL 🏆🌍 1 Club World Cup One of the PremierLeague's greatest bargains.

As I was dozing off in church today, they asked, “Who doubted the resurrection of Jesus?” 😅 I jumped up and confidently answered, “Thomas Tayebwa!” @Thomas_Tayebwa Wishing you all a joyful and blessed Easter! ✝️ Disclaimer: This joke is sponsored by Gen. K.O.

It breaks my heart when people say “don’t get close to the elderly” and label them as witches. They are not witches;-they are our parents, our grandparents, our history. One day, we too will grow old. How would we want to be treated? Let’s choose love, respect, and dignity for our jajas.

@Arsenal Setting up to loose

Getting set for Sporting CP 👊

@WelBeast @1man_rnyHQ By Wednesday, you will repent all your sins

We are on for the double. Stop us if you can.

@EstherAssimwe That's also a deal breaker?😂😂

Todamu kugatta nva na meele😂😂

Ogambye blue tick yaweddeko.

@adsonlinho Who told you its tight?

If the face and 👄 are like this How about that ting btn the thighs? Just here imagining

Omugole yazaalako dda, bwatazaala nga tunenya mune!

If you're 25yrs old, don't rush your wife is still in P.2 😂😂

Munah: I think my husband has diabetes Me as a doctor: i already registered him as your grandfather

Mpa wallet yange nkuwe sente zakameeza 😂😂🙌

Nteerako cbs fm mpulilize entanda ya buganda muwala 🤣

We are so back. We didn't even have to pray for times like this, we knew it's just a matter of time. 😭😭😭😂😂

Lucky Munah's husband looking at her jumping jumping around with ring lights instead of cleaning the house🤭

They told you to get advice from elder people not sleep with them 😂😂