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did The Woah Challenge with my grandma 😀❗️

bro obama is lowkey goated.

BORING AHH BREAD & CIRCUS.

I watched this mf so many times it's unhealthy 😭

not gay, just ran through 😫💔

Did i just win the 1.8 billion dollar lottery? Feels like it.

50,000 art hoes will save San Francisco: The vision for jumpstarting joie de vivre and re-enchanting hollowed out tech bros DMs are open for venture-related inquiries only

no one knows Women better than a Hot Guy.

Price Your Body In This Hobby Lobby

i can't tell if i've been clenching my jaw a lot this week or has it been like the past 6 years 🤔

Why I bought a condo at Disney World

the air is dull, and music nauseates me. i long to play hopscotch @ the tippity top of a building's edge but mother goose hasn't flatlined so with a chest full of vape juice & mold i wait on baited breath. i dreamt i had a daughter- it might have been a nightmare but i forget.

it was early september and i was in 1st grade- i remember we didn't have to do work all day & only my 4 besties n i were left in class , we got to watch disney movies & play with the projector all day while the teacher kept leaving the room, :-) honestly 9/11 was like my 4/20

svetlana<3 the year is 1967, it's the summer of love & you place a tab underneath a pretty girls tongue beneath a sycamore tree; as the psychedelic warmth kicks in she begins to tell u she's fled the kremlin & the grip of her father Stalins wrath to seek refuge in the us of a

how do i tell Girl i don't wanna go birdwatching i want to eat mdma & go laser tagging in an abandoned cathedral 🫤

the cooler a girl is, the more asexual she is.

THCa is not in the bible... therefore i do not believe in it.

not ONCE have i succumbed (succame??) to transgender urges and God STILL made me allergic to pollen like you common folk???? honestly... Not Cool man 😡

i just learned its part of the human condition to not pay attention to the sounds of birds even tho they're all around us... its like what else r we not paying attn to haha anyway unrelated but has anybody else's sense of smell been irrevocably altered for the past 5 yrs??? haha

imagine if Paw Patrol existed in the aughts??? like REALLY existed... those blimy fuckers would of reeked hAvoc on thee iraq war

i like that the government gives us botanical gardens as a treat, they're literally SO real for that ❤️