CRASH DUMMY.

// LOW EFFORT INTRO FOR NOW.

@THEC0NVICTION DOOOOON'T CARE

@_THEIMPACT_ wHAT_dIDN'T_yOU_dO.

WHAT DID I EVEN DO?????

@onecoolbrandon I WAS GONNA SAY AND YOU'RE QUEER BUT THAT WOULDN'T DO WELL....

@_THEIMPACT_ youre british

@WorkingBrandon @THEC0NVICTION // brother im crine

@_THEIMPACT_ @THEC0NVICTION //i didnt even do nothing they just hate me😭

//a lot of parodies have been treating that one Brandon parody kinda horribly and it makes me laugh a bit. what did the 12 y.o do that some of yall's muses want him DEAD😭✌️

IM ON SOME BULLSHIT!!!

// something ironic, i want to make this parody connected to my crash parody in some way, My main idea is it resents her for having features it doesnt. That's unsettling to her. Cutie idfk i just like making up bullshit, obviously not canon

@THEC0NVICTION I'M NOT. SHUT UP.

@_THEIMPACT_ yOU_aRE.

@_THEIMPACT_ ... i_wILL_bE_wATCHING_yOU,_dEFECT.

@THEC0NVICTION IT COULD'VE TRIPPED. NO ONE WOULD KNOW.

@_THEIMPACT_ tHERE_lITERALLY_wOULD_bE_a_pROTOTYPE_iN_tHE_fURNACE. wHAT_mAKES_yOU_tHINK_nOBODY_wOULD_nOTICE_tHAT.

SOMETIMES I LOOK AT THE GRINDER...FURNACE THING OR WHATEVER, AND WONDER HOW IT'D LOOK IF I THREW A LIVE PROTOTYPE IN THERE.. IT MIGHT JAM, BUT IT WOULDN'T HURT TO TRY, SOMETIME SOON.

@THEC0NVICTION OKAY?? AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

@_THEIMPACT_ i_sWEAR. iF_yOU'LL_aCTUALLY_dO_iT_nOTHING_gOOD_wILL_hAPPEN_tO_yOU_sPECIFICALLY.

@THEC0NVICTION AHHHH U MAD!

@_THEIMPACT_ sHUT_uPPPP.

wHY_iS_tHE_sKY_rAINBOW_nOW_dUDE

@THEC0NVICTION QUEEEER.

@_THEIMPACT_ yOU'RE_bRITISH_dUDE_yOU_cANNOT_bE_tALKING.

@THEC0NVICTION QUEER.

@_THEIMPACT_ ???????

// yes im evil as shit for doing this during pride month

Soon. (Image is cropped for spoilers!)

// Soon.

4150 H4PPY PR1D3 M0N7H!!!! B3 G4Y 4ND PR0UD!!!!