chris

the stanley cup final is in june because the players are gay

This room is nuts. We have a living room we don’t even use. Huge bathroom.

pool.

Bought a shirt from a gay bar last night, and it reeks of old casino. I can’t stop sniffing it.

CDMX gay bars fucking rock. The gogos are naked and everyone’s vibing to shitty music. However, I cannot WAIT to get back to sea level.

Mexico City keeps trying to make me say “vale” but my dumb ass just keeps going “mhm ok.”

Altitude is crazy. I get winded every time I walk up the stairs at our hotel.

Anyway, rock.

The second one made some lazy sign choices.

Ended up at the cutest gay bar in Denver. They have the world’s most charming bartender.

Flight tomorrow morning, I’m off at 9 tonight, and I haven’t packed a thing.

@fergyonce Love this gif for the sole fact that she mugged the fuck out of my camera at the end. 🙂‍↕️

Goodnight to Beyoncé only

The ducks are getting their asses beat tonight. I have the outfit on tho. 😔

Saw Pillion. I simply wouldn’t have fumbled Gaga’s boyfriend.

Be careful doing things for the bit, now I’m out here getting monthly vitamin IV drips bc it’s actually helpful.

Someone buy my cupcakke tickets for tonight don’t you want to sit at a vip table with three of your closest friends