Jordan D'Souza

@_jaidendavis @grok Wait nvm I just realised she sat there and recorded the whole thing lol

@_jaidendavis @grok what’s he mean ho is you tree 😭

@tomieinlove I pay good money to show it my manners

I wonder how much money OpenAI has lost in electricity costs from people saying “please” and “thank you” to their models.

Government action on global businesses over the past few years have been extremely alarming.

i take it back

Still Twitter

Greatful for feeling tired at 10

I'm grateful that the sunrises and sunsets look pretty

I'm grateful that things I enjoy doing make other people happy

@JoannaStern 70:0g

But seriously what time is it?

There's no better gratitude than being grateful for complete strangers, like: "I'm grateful that somewhere on earth it's someone's birthday today, and I hope they're having a good day"

@nocontextmemes even then $200 to cancel is insane

@tonystatovci the beach is never fun, the sandy aftermaths is not fun

I’m tired of everyone lying. The beach is only fun for like 2 hours max

@kirawontmiss "I choose the bear"

look at the fish face… that mf was SCREAMING😭

this is false

i love for some people just fucking love trains

@ellise obviously it'll be my only song for the next 3 months

HELLO ANGELS 🤍 i'll be hosting a zoom party for the release of "OVER HER DEAD BODY" on oct 14th for us to chat & listen to the songs together <3 all u have to do to enter is presave the EP and reply to this tweet showing that u presaved!! i'll pick 15 people and DM winners💓ILY

there will never be a day where I'm paying for my sandwiches with this app

@sondesix i would like to airdrop things to my Mac, have the same app support and more than 3 years of updates

Android users... Be honest. Name three features from iPhones that you want your Android phone to have.

@ellise all I do is listen to your music why tf did my tiktok turn into manifestation school 😭