red fruit ☆

cómo que qué somos, amor??? la clase trabajadora ☭ ☭ ☭

its actually insane how similar dan and phil and crowley and aziraphale and also fucking insane how they dressed like them TWO years before they hard launched ... fucking beautiful

e tudo volta pra isso aqui

[eu esquecendo a palavra precipício] estou à beira de um prepúcio

the pleasure was all mine…… very sensual phrase

odeio quando to conversando com o cara e as piada dele eh melhor q as minha me sinto ameacada.

heartbreaking turn of events on Meep Island (everyone was crushing on patrick)

how it feels to have ur brain wander off to a place that doesnt please u

*wokely* women's value is tied to how many kids they have

i dont find QR code menus particuarly difficult to use and i understand that it probably makes things easier for the restaurant but there is something so yucky about bringing out The Phone when i am eating out with people. the Screen brings a negative energy to the table

how pinterest felt like before their CEO got greedy and started showing me an ad after every pin

not dating to marry, not dating to break up, but a secret third thing (dating to be with someone you’re truly compatible with, to travel, experience life, laugh a lot and share something real for as long as it feels right, whether that’s a season or a lifetime)

I manic pixie dream girlify every boy i have a crush on. Once they shatter the illusion that I made up for them they begin to repulse me completely

Y si “body tea” es una mala traducción de “cuerpote”?

@_Diplopia_ @RealPostFolder who the fuck cares

@RealPostFolder Jesus fucking Christ And I doubt they were all just simple glazed ones

@higureshuuen reclama de roubo enquanto usa ia que rouba arte de artistas kkkkkkkkkkkkk então tá

もはや開き直りがすごい。 「海賊版はわが国の文化だ。他国が文句言うな」 って…。 それ、「わが国は泥棒が文化です」って言ってるのと同じなのに…。