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@SixBrownChicks So now you want to move in with her?

Q5. We've been in a relationship for 2 years, she thinks she’s my main, but she ain’t. I ALWAYS wanted boundaries. She had her place and I had mine, and I wanted to keep it like that. Two months ago I lost his job and that's when I decided we should move in together, that is, I should live with her. She said no. Some B.S. about she got her place exactly how she wants it. I think she’s seeing other n!ggas and I told her make room for me or I’m OUT. She said, “Take care,” and she blocked me from everything. What did I miss? What TF is she on? #SBCCHAT

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Q4. No matter what goes on during the day, I wake up at 3:13 a.m. I fall asleep, hours later, something frightens me, my eyes snap open and it's exactly 3:13 a.m. My grandmother told me it's lottery numbers and I should play it. My fiancé, Jason, told me I needed medicine to help me sleep. I don't have health insurance to get a prescription, so Jason got me edibles and relaxation tea to knock me out. It worked well, until, one night, it didn't. On that night, I didn't eat the edible, but I drank the tea. I fell asleep with Jason beside me. Boom! 3:13 a.m., I woke up to muffled hip hop music. I follow the sound to the alley behind our apartment. I look out the window, where I see Jason laid back in the driver's seat of MY car while a woman was furiously giving him h3ad. I shouted his name out the window and he sped off. Jason didn't return that night, so I reported my car stolen. The next day, I took an Uber to visit his mom at the halfway house. I brought her flowers and edibles. His mom went crazy after the edibles and she s3xually assaulted several of the men in the home and was evicted. Jason called and said he wanted to return my car, and he needed a place for his mom to stay while he tried to get her back in a program. Should I let her stay or nah? I miss Jason and maybe keeping his addict mom will make us closer? #SBCCHAT

@SixBrownChicks I can't...

Q3. I'm the manager of a team of 4 employees. One of the girls, Erin, is really performative, like she races to her desk at 8 am so the boss will see her working, even though her shift starts at 8:30. The boss has noticed her hustle and he's given her assignments to do behind my back. I told her to report what she's working on but the boss says she doesn't have to. I feel like I'm getting squeezed out. Anyway we had a big presentation for a new client so I came to work on a Sunday to get the meeting room ready. I walked in the office and caught our manager bent over while Erin was behind him, with her face buried between his cheeks. 🍑Tiny, empty liquor bottles were on the table. When I walked in they didn't stop; so I took video of them as I backed out the room and left. We didn't get the new account so the boss made staff cuts; he fired Delores, the hardest worker and Rocky, the IT guy. He announced Erin was going to be in management and he told me I had two weeks to train her. I knew I was about to get fired. I need this job. I showed the boss my video and I told him, “I’m not getting fired and I want better pay.” Him: “That video don’t mean sh!t to me. If you can do THAT better than her, we can discuss your options. If not, prepare to be downsized.” Advice. #SBCCHAT

Q2. #Houston is not a safe place for established marriages. There is an undercurrent of freakiness that happens here and, no matter how you were raised, that urge to try something new will manifest. I demanded to my wife that we open our marriage to spice things up. I brought home a 25-year-old; my wife brought home my actual first cousin. Now he’s in love with her, they’re talking about moving in together, and he wants me to sign divorce papers so he can “do right by her.” I started this whole mess and other family members already know that part. Can I hit rewind, and get my wife back to myself, or am I stuck watching this nightmare play out? Help. #SBCCHAT

@SixBrownChicks You listed all your cheating ass conquests but you feel hard done by?

Q1. I love women and I’m not the faithful type. My fave woman is my babymomma, although we’re not close cuz she tries to pin me down. Anyway, she got deployed. My parents are making ME take care of our daughter while she’s overseas. 😒I did things I’m not proud of, with women I don’t like, to give my babymomma an epic going away party. I slept with crazy Sarah for some money, I slept with old Foxy to get the chicken wings and weed and I did things with two other women for some gift cards. Party was good, and babymomma wasn’t sad about leaving. Why? She wasn’t deployed. Her scamming ass dropped my daughter off and took her ass to Spring Break. Her friends posted pics of them stranded at the airport. How do I pay her messy, scamming, ass back? She’s still pretending to be at sea and won’t come get our toddler. This ain’t right. Help. #SBCCHAT

@ghettoyutes It's being given with cheese and no tea

Are you giving or getting BUN this year?

For the 1st time in god knows how long I was caught out by a so called friend with an April fools prank...🙄

@EmilySm43 Le Trou du cul

We're looking for a name for this amazing Renaissance painting. 😂 What would you call it?

@BruceDevlin 😂😂😂😂

@arlawrencewrite I keep getting asked to things, this is the problem 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Also why have we moved away from boiling pasta 🍝 in a separate pot of water and really so much of socialising is based around alcohol 🍸 I’ve noticed this as cut back. No judgement but until you step back, you don’t realise. Not a sober sue but a partial patricha of late 😆

@OfficialJoyous 😂😂😂

@arlawrencewrite That did cross my mind 😅😂

Random fact about yourself! You wanna play? I'll start.... I really wanna put a bird table in the garden but I don't think my landlord will allow it 🥹

FFS 😫😅

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🤡 he is happy that they shot down some of their own planes? How can he take this as a positive?

Q6. Quan said he would love me thru thick and thin, but apparently not. I called him all day and he didn't respond, so I  went to his house to check on him. I looked in his window and saw him lying in bed, naked, with his babymomma. He's pissed at ME. He pressed charges on me because I tapped on the window with my blicky to wake him up and a stray bullet crashed through his bedroom window and landed in the bed frame. I had no idea the blicky safety wasn't on, and that a live round was in the chamber. He broke up with me. But if I can forgive him for lying in bed with that wh0re, shouldn't he forgive me for the stray bullet? I know he loves me. We’re soulmates. What to do to get him to drop the charges and let me back in? #SBCCHAT

Pssst… BORED? 🚨 #SBCCHAT is LIVE! Bring your: 💅🏽 Petty opinions🔥 Spiciest #WednesdayWisdom advice (or just scream into the void with us). Tag your most problematic friend—you know, the one who *always* needs this chat. 😈 Let’s go!