benjisprinter

@unrecogniseduse It was 24 and no I'm fully based. Unironically cool based hip legit

The cringiest guy you know is a man who went to him first boxing class at 27.

@davis7 Those tokens translate perfectly to English. I had the word problems

Maybe the White House was right to be worried...

@alphaman_111 Bros target audience are literally preys

This might save your life one day. No exaggeration. 1. Never enter a room without noticing who noticed you first. People's first reaction tells you everything. 2. If someone walks too close behind you, stop pretending to be normal — turn your head slightly so they know you're aware. Awareness scares danger. 3. When sitting in a cab, always keep one ear free and one hand visible. Predators avoid people ready to react. 4. Never tell strangers your exact destination. Say, “I'm meeting someone there.” It removes you from the “alone” category. 5. If someone asks for help at night, don't go closer. Call for help from a distance. Real victims never mind extra voices. 6. Whenever entering crowded areas, identify “safe spots” — a store, a guard, a lit area. You should always know where safety is. 7. If your instinct says “Something is off,” don't negotiate with it. It's your brain noticing danger before you consciously do.

@Jackkk Gigantic cope

Will Smith explains why he loves being famous “It makes me feel safe” “Somebody knows who I am anywhere I go on Earth. Any street I walk on, somebody knows who I am” “I believe in the basic goodness of humanity, so I always feel safe. I feel like somebody will help me”

@heavensbvnny fellas this nigga is retarded

Women lose sexual interest when they're emotionally disappointed, and I’m not going to argue about that. A woman can love you deeply, stay loyal, support you through hard times, and still slowly disconnect the moment she feels unheard, unappreciated, or emotionally neglected. Most people think attraction disappears because of looks, time, or routine, but emotional disappointment is what quietly changes everything.

@crowbarr123 @ChillamChilli Stalking? wherever I go with the shittiest smell I find you.

@benjisprinter @ChillamChilli You're just stalking me at this point dude 🤣🤣 Or do you want another banana?

Without Googling, name something China gave it to the world.

@borekbruhh Bro’s bragging about fucking some hoe 💔🥀

so I fucked a guys girl and he invited me for a beer after yes its true and let me tell you the whole thing cuz I just wanna show you how LOW THE BAR IS bro: I thought she's single we are texting went on a date on the way home a car pulls up guy jumps out "I called you 30x im scared where are you? and who is this guy?" i was like wait bro what the fuck? "im her boyfriend" okay sorry then she told him to fuck off and to leave her alone "will you at least take her home and take care of her?" he asked me of course I will bro :) we even exchanged numbers so he can text and call me then a fucked the girl, 3 missed calls from him, 5 text messages she told me they dont date anymore but hes just obsessed he told her he has cars, motorbikes, runs a business...and after 3 months of relationships it turned out he doesnt even have a driving license he was playing world or tanks while she worked on her thing, he couldn't even afford a coffee and all this shit what a fucking loser bro he deserved to get cheated on imo anyways he been calling me and telling me all the good things about her and that he wishes us all the best cuz "hes happy for her if she finds someone better" he even told her he would forgive her this cheating and invited me for a beer to be friends but good thing for him bro - he can be happy cuz im exponentially better than this mf

@crowbarr123 @ChillamChilli Ur master the Jews gave us COVID. Retarded Jeet strikes again

@ChillamChilli COVID, SARS

@wilding_gyres My fucking ass (not wiped yet)

Hopeless

@NaumanSajjad6 @zhao_dashuai Both of you are mentally retarded. Pakis are even worse than jeets

@zhao_dashuai You cannot win the war of words and false narratives or propogaenda against these Indians.we Pakistanis have been dealing with them since we gained independence and we know them well.they are mentally disabled people. India is a super power saaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

All you did is to reinforce the fact that China has no caste system, while india does have a caste system. That's literally how most of the world sees you clowns. No wonder why the average IQ in india is on the threshold of mental retardation. This emaciated race start life eating low protein j33t slop, stunting their brain development. When they start school, their teachers inject them with more Hindu retardation. indians are hands down the most conquered race in human history. Physically weak, mentally retarded, and incapable of complex societal organizations.

@FWPlayboy This nigga is 100% Indian

POSTURE MATTERS "When you act like an alpha, you’ll begin to feel like an alpha and consistently behave like an alpha. When you mimic the behavior of the powerful, you yourself become powerful in reality. This is why body language is so important to picking up girls." -Chateau Heartiste

@Nigbonics You don't understand the 2nd order consequence bro that means the remaining Jeets are growing immune to biohazard each and every generation. They are literally roachmaxxing to survive nuclear fallout

Diarrhea kills 400,000+ shitskin pajeets annually in india lmao

@SalsaTekila this but unironically

I’m smart enough to notice the wide gap between 160IQ fable and 125IQ opus 4.8 guys holy molly this regression is painful. I am HAUNTED by the intelligence gap and indergo existential DREAD. I am obviously smarter than both model and understand this gap fully hence my tweet.

@crowbarr123 @AngelicaOung finish your food i saved it for you

@benjisprinter @AngelicaOung well, best of luck

The funny thing is Indians are by far not the only ppl guilty of this kind of creative projection. When something is a prominent feature of our own culture we start seeing the ghost of it in other cultures quite naturally. For instance, I’ve seen Taiwanese ppl trying to learn English as a second language trying to assign tones to English words. I’d tell them…no English is not a tonal language. And they’ll argue back « I can kind of hear it tho » and I’d say…erm that’s just the stress. « Sounds like tones to me… »

@crowbarr123 @JiaweiShen2568 @Debu_kerre759 yes viet monkeys are very prone to Hindu disease.

@benjisprinter @JiaweiShen2568 @Debu_kerre759 Fucking another Viet monkey lmaoo. This is too easy 🤣🤣

印度有为全球施肥的种族天赋，其他国家应对此表示敬畏

@crowbarr123 @AngelicaOung I keep food for my livestock, make sure they eat well.

@benjisprinter @AngelicaOung You should use it, it will help you rice fields 🤣🤣

@crowbarr123 @JiaweiShen2568 @Debu_kerre759 Yes i have hiv. hindu infection virus. guess who gave it to me?

@benjisprinter @JiaweiShen2568 @Debu_kerre759 Lol so you actually have HIV? Don't worry, I don't discriminate based on such afflictions.

@crowbarr123 @AngelicaOung its okay i can still shit something out for you to eat (its in the loo tho might not be to your liking)

@benjisprinter @AngelicaOung Behave now, or I won't send you the banana that was promised to you 🤣🤣

@crowbarr123 @JiaweiShen2568 @Debu_kerre759 If you’re inhaling Indian air and drinking Indian water hiv is the last of your concern. Lowkey my shit might be more nutritious than what you eat daily

@benjisprinter @JiaweiShen2568 @Debu_kerre759 Well I don't want HIV, so I will definitely steer clear of monkeys 🤣🤣

@crowbarr123 @AngelicaOung get shit on by monkey offer to give banana your race really loves feces huh

@benjisprinter @AngelicaOung damn, you're one stubborn monkey eh? Its okay , you can walk away now. I'll send you a banana tomorrow