bit summit

timestamp: 23/24 Sept 2026. status: confirmed.

@hate_and_roses And what would have been the ‚roses‘ reply?

@bit_summit the most AI title, omg I couldn't even imagine it can be done

timestamp: 23/24 Sept 2026. status: confirmed.

Most tutorials teach you how to deploy a pod. They skip the part where it dies at 3 AM. We’re bringing Steve Wade back to Hamburg for a full-day Kubernetes reality check. No slides you'll forget by Tuesday, just a real cluster, real workloads, and the technical truth of production. 🛠️ Full-day Workshop: 24 Sept 2026 🎟️ Included with your pass. Limited to 25 seats. Stop guessing. Start scaling. #bitsummit #kubernetes #nofluff

Proud to confirm the first agenda item for our September edition: bit summit alumnus Steve Wade @platformfixer will host a workshop ‘Introduction to #Kubernetes: From ‘What's a Pod?’ to Production Confidence’. Attendance limited to 25 seats and included in conference pass.

Venue confirmed

bit summit v0.1 (2023). no bells and whistles, no massive marketing budgets. just a projector, a few lines of code, and people who wanted to know how systems actually behave under load. 2026 will have a bigger setup, but the mission remains the same: the technical truth, unfiltered. #bitsummit #engineering #hamburgtech #tbt

@brockpierson How low can you go?

I am blowing all super small accounts Reply if you're under 5k and I will boost you 🚀

@trikcode Attached plastic bottle caps.

USA has ChatGPT USA has Grok USA has Claude USA has Gemini USA has Llama USA has Copilot China has DeepSeek China has Qwen China has Ernie China has GLM China has Kimi What does your country have?

@medusaeth0x Would be harder but could do it without the plant baby.

this is all u need to start making millions

@Samaytwt English

in which language you wrote your first "hello world"?

@justbyte_ we‘re here for #3

Every dev needs three things: > laptop > internet > community If you’re in tech, say hi and connect with each other

@0xKusha speaking at bit summit

As a software engineer, what is the #1 skill in 2026? 1. Vibe coding 2. Distribution 3. Marketing 4. Communication

@AbhiCodes15 BASIC - It taught us exactly why we shouldn't build systems that way. 🛠️

Programming language you learned once but never touched again?

@BatsouElef We're actually thinking about a 'Gist-only' track for 2026. Keep it lean. 🛠️⚓

@BatsouElef Enough to know that 90% of them should have been a Gist.

How many GitHub repositories do you have? 👨🏻‍💻

@clovistb Anyone who says 10 is a production risk.

Be honest… How would you rate yourself in Kubernetes on a scale from 1 to 10?

New #cfp added for bit summit (@bit_summit) in September 2026. More details at cfp.watch/cfps/2026-bit-…. #cfs #callforpapers #callforproposals #speakers #callforspeakers #publicspeaking #speakerlife

looks like a great party. is there also content? at bit summit, we start with the terminal and end with the truth. if you want a fest, go there. if you want architecture, join us in hamburg. #bitsummit #nofluff #SRE

unpopular opinion: most 'senior' architects have never seen a system fail in production. you don't learn from success. you learn from the 3 AM post-mortem. that’s why we started bit summit. #archineers #technicaltruth