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@dylthorn You should eliminate yourself for talking like a fag.

Everybody talks about eliminating parking requirements Nobody talks about eliminating parking space SIZE requirements. Make the big truck people suffer for their choices

@GarbageHuman24 China's about to experience a huge economic gain.

Common China W

@CretinofDark @Pewtrlne Well who's gonna clean up all that mess???

@Pewtrlne While not shooting a load, I do ooze crazy amounts of precum doing any foreplay or oral to a girl

if a guy shoots a load just from eating me out i’m genuinely marrying him idc

@itsGator_ @EvilMowaa I've had too many women tell me how they used to do this super young in class or with family present and I don't like it one bit.

@EvilMowaa Nah sit on your foot so the heel is rubbed up against the vagina and grind.

Having a pussy prolly annoying asf you gotta do like tech deck tricks to orgasm

@dadopotamus This guy said sometimes!

boobs are great and all but sometimes they’re attached to an absolute moron.

@JeanineCooke10 @rahiemshabazz Bless your heart.

@rahiemshabazz Then I guess whites should knock out people calling them white crackers. Right?? The case has made the legal books! 😎

@DividendMil Why do we all want this so badly??? I feel like this is the change I need in my life.

The best part of being an adult is realizing nobody can stop you from spending $1,000 on a lazy river for your backyard. As kids we dreamed about this stuff. As adults we call it “financial planning.”

@JessiMommy93 @luv1bun And people should stop committing crimes too.

@bsorryurwrong @luv1bun Maybe males should stop ejaculating irresponsibly.

I missed my period and told the guy I was seeing. The man who constantly joked about "getting me pregnant." The man who said having his baby would be "the ultimate proof of love." Suddenly looked like he had seen a ghost. His first question wasn't, "Are you okay?" It was, "What are you going to do?" Funny how some men treat pregnancy like a kink until it starts sounding like a legal and financial responsibility. A week later, I found out I wasn't pregnant. He celebrated. Actually celebrated. And in that moment, everything clicked. He didn't want a child. He wanted access to a woman's body without ever having to face the consequences that body might produce. Some people talk about wanting a family the same way children talk about wanting a puppy. They love the idea. They just don't want to be the one cleaning up after it. I ended the relationship soon after. The pregnancy scare lasted a few days. The ick lasted forever.

@insanevideos This is your sign to keep mace in your car especially if you carry a gun.

U gotta learn to leave people alone smh

@1Nicdar This reminds me of a friend telling me that if he dies, don't let his wife sell his guns for the $200-300 each that he said he paid.

Don’t ever let anyone talk you out of spending $500 on a new gun. That $800 will be the best $1300 you ever spent. 🤠

@MomsPostingLs These bitches don't know about losing dignity because they never had it.

The romantic dream of dating a single mom

@fw_bigjay I've never seen a dude that leads with his chin win a fight.

“He got me” yea he got u 😆 that light-skinned brother got washed, all bark and no bite 😏👊🥴 bare feet and all 🤦‍♀️

It only seems high because of TV and movies but every attractive girl I've ever known is racist enough not to race mix which is a good start. Look for women that hate rap and other low class niggaboo music. Once you've been with them long enough you can just tell them to be more racist.

I posit that 95% of all White Women have had some sexual contact with a negro by age 30. Prove me wrong.

@elmstreetglove @GarbageHuman24 It wasn't long ago there was a news story that showed the black dolls were half price because they were overstocked and the blacks didn't understand supply and demand anymore than per capita, so they chimped out.

@GarbageHuman24 They’ve done experiments and even nigger babies don’t want nigger dolls, says everything really

Can somebody please get me the based department?

@jess_ann_pin @Bunny_ngl So not the same way at all then.

@Bunny_ngl Not unless the dick is hard and even then women need to know it’s hard for them and they are desired and not just desired but desired under safe conditions where sex is not a threat to status, health, or safety

does male nudity affect women the same way female nudity affects men? just genuinely curious

@Harold_is_back @moveon_9910 This is not the kind of fence this saying refers to and putting it directly on the property line is not advisable since this allows either neighbor to modify, paint or do anything they want to their side.

@moveon_9910 It looks like it’s right on the property line to me. Most neighbors do this willingly and split the cost of the shared fence. Usually, “fences make good neighbors,” but you have to want to be a good neighbor.

@UsingLyft I can't speak for personlly being fat but I would privately think poorly of them and had no respect because of their lack of self control. That is, until I met whiskey and he and I became inseparable.

Serious questions for the people who took weight loss drugs after years of not being the weight they wanted to be: Was it really that hard to just stop eating so much? Can you compare the impulse to something else? Do you feel at all ashamed of your lack of self control?

@khnh80044 A bunch of people in here that think they would run over their kid if they tried this and I'm glad they know who they are.

The father let his son believe he helped, and that made him proud.❤️

@DeSandTits @khnh80044 Yur soft

@khnh80044 I think that was a bit dangerous actually. What if the kid backed up and he didn't see him? What if he gained more traction suddenly? Cute but not a good idea.