Brian Wise

A wise man once said, "Fuck this shit," and lived happily ever after.

@SBilke10323 @Sassafrass_84 I suggest you do a serious deep dive into what actually happened instead of listening to mainstream media soundbites.

@Sassafrass_84 Having the doj investigate the women he raped, getting 1.8 billion to fund the terrorists that attacked the capitol in January 6th, killing us citizens because they protest his policies, ignoring the Epstein release law, pardoning the highest bidder. That destroys democracy

I’m tired of hearing that Trump is "destroying democracy." He has no interest in ending our constitutional republic. You can dislike his brash style, bragging, and language. That's fine. None of that threatens the system. A republic falls when voters repeatedly elect socialists promising "free stuff," slowly converting it into a big-government machine that trades your rights and freedoms for dependency. Step off the Trump hate train. The real threat isn’t Trump’s personality. It’s the march toward communism. Read a book liberals.

@jackknopf4024 @Avabelly__ Your not just paying for the labor of doing the job, your paying for the expertise of a skilled professional who is no doubt running his own business

Yep, it looks pretty easy. You’d better get started. Don’t make any mistakes or you’ll do it over and over and over and over again and it will look much worse than it does right now. Maybe you should realize that you’re not just buying the labor for the job, but also the experience and skills of the handyman to do a fast and simple job. As long as he does it correctly and does an excellent job on it, I don’t care if it takes him six hours or 90 minutes. PAY HIM! You’re probably not gonna find a woman to do it.

I'm losing my mind. I called a handyman to fix this one small hole. He had the nerve to quote me $600! For what?! A $20 patch kit from Home Depot? He's trying to tell me he has to 'cut a new square,' 're-tape the seams,' and 'paint the entire wall' to blend it. What a joke! Does he really think I'm that dumb?! He's just trying to scam me into paying for a full day's work for a 30-minute job.

@Monica55dzrh A fence is traditionally installed with the "pretty" (finished) side facing out towards neighbors, the street, or public areas. The structural side (posts and rails) faces inward toward your property

Read this, be proud of it, dont let them Demoncrats ruin your celebration! The unwinnable war America's Founding Fathers fought and won changed human history forever foxnews.com/opinion/unwinn…

@BamaSaltyMarine I feel your pain!🤣🤣🤣

"Dude... who the hell farted?" a guy asked while standing in the Walmart checkout line. Nobody answered. Then suddenly...the smell spread across aisle 4 like a chemical attack. One woman dropped her shopping basket and screamed, IT BURNS MY EYES! A veteran-looking guy instantly dove behind the candy shelf yelling, "GET DOWN! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!" Within seconds... people were crawling on the floor. A cashier pressed the emergency button, two moms started praying, and one old lady texted her family: "I love you all." Meanwhile... an old grandpa slowly pushed his cart forward and whispered, "Damn... my medication finally working."

@CynicalPublius Do you remember the radioactive Fiestaware? LOL

In 1976 this was a fancy dinner.

Anyone who claims the lack of joy about the 250th is a function of a rough economy was not alive in 1976. The country rocked in its 200th celebration and the economy was a FREAKING MESS. There is this Gen Z misconception that the '70s and early '80s were some sort of economic golden age of readily available, well-paying jobs, low cost housing and an all around sense of prosperity. WRONG. Google "Stagflation." Google "gas lines." Google "mortgage interest rates in the 1980s." Our economy today is a golden age by comparison, without exaggeration. Yet somehow in 1976 we could gleefully celebrate our nation's birthday without Democrats turning it into a Howard Zinn-inspired anti-history hatefest.

@CynicalPublius I remember tomatoes and vegies from the garden, or canned by my mother, chicken from the coop or rabbit from the Hutch out back. And potatoes freshly dug. Water from the well.

@wottheberry Get a man, not a Muslem....

My ex-boyfriend used to jokingly accuse me of cheating so often that eventually I stopped noticing how strange it was. If my phone buzzed, he’d go: “Who’s that? Your other boyfriend?” If I took too long replying: “Damn, must be with somebody.” Always smiling. Always playful. Just enough to make me feel guilty without technically accusing me of anything. After about a year together, I started over-explaining everything automatically. Sending photos of where I was without being asked. Updating him constantly. Avoiding certain male coworkers because I knew their names annoyed him. One night we were at his apartment watching a movie when he suddenly got a FaceTime call around 1 AM. He instantly declined it. I remember the exact feeling I had in my stomach because for the first time, his reaction looked… practiced. Not surprised. Not confused. Just fast. I asked who it was. He laughed and said: “Relax, you’re becoming paranoid now.” PARANOID. The same man who spent two years treating me like a suspect suddenly wanted to act concerned about my trust issues. That’s when something in my brain finally clicked. A few days later while he was asleep, I checked his phone for the first time in our entire relationship. There were three different women. Not random flirting. Full relationships. One of them genuinely thought she was going to marry him. Another had photos with his family from holidays I didn’t even know existed. But the worst part was discovering screenshots of MY social media in a group chat with his friends where he mocked me for being “obsessed” with him. One message literally said: “She’s so scared of losing me now she reports her entire day like a receptionist 💀” I sat there staring at the screen realizing he had slowly trained me into becoming the insecure girlfriend he could later make fun of. And honestly? That’s the part people don’t talk about enough with manipulative relationships. Sometimes the damage isn’t that they hurt you. It’s that they carefully reshape your personality first… so your reaction to the hurt becomes useful to them too.

John of Damascus lived close to the time Islam first appeared and directly witnessed its rise. He called Muhammad a false prophet who borrowed ideas from the Bible and mixed them with Arab beliefs to create a new religion. He questioned why Muhammad claimed private revelations with no public witnesses, unlike Moses and the biblical prophets whose signs were seen openly. What makes this powerful is that this was not a modern critic. This was one of the earliest Christian scholars living under Muslim rule, and even he concluded that Islam was built from borrowed teachings, not divine revelation.

Oh, Hillary. Hillary, Hillary. You ignorant slut. As the Senior Military Aide to President Bill Clinton, YOUR military aide — the officer who carried the nuclear football in and out of the White House every single day — I saw the “people’s house” up close alongside you. @HillaryClinton Spare us the sanctimonious lectures. And turn on your replies, coward. When you and Bill left in January 2001, your staff ransacked the place. Remember? “W” keys ripped off every keyboard. Phone lines cut. Desk drawers glued shut. Obscene voicemails and vulgar graffiti left behind. Presidential seals and silverware stolen. Furniture damaged. The GAO confirmed the vandalism and theft. It wasn’t “transition friction” — it was a disgrace. You trashed the People’s House on your way out the door and now you’re clutching pearls over Trump? I remember, Hillary. I was there. Remember? The hypocrisy is Olympic-level, Ms. Clinton. And you know it! You of ALL people know it! The American people have long memories. Especially this one! Me! We remember who actually looted the place.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Shut up and color.

@FloraLuzz_ J̌ust wondering? Where did you get your degree in Constitutional Law? The same place you learned about Cap Lock on your keyboard, no dobt.

MAJORITY OF AMERICANS SAY THE SUPREME COURT SHOULD REMOVE TRUMP FROM OFFICE & JAIL HIM IMMEDIATELY. U AGREE

@MMBeckerman @JeffBezos After reading these posts i have finally reached the conclusion that the only thing liberals are good at i spending other people's money $$$$$

@JeffBezos No, it's not. We have well over half a MILLION homeless people living in the US today, many of which are children. Many of those don't even know where their next meal is coming from. Cancel the space programs and solve Hunger and homelessness here first. THEN worry about space.

All personnel are accounted for and safe. It’s too early to know the root cause but we’re already working to find it. Very rough day, but we’ll rebuild whatever needs rebuilding and get back to flying. It’s worth it.

@TheHost_ No waiting, no masking or hiding it ! Shit happens!

Hey, so about poop. I was using the bathroom at TJ Maxx, and I heard someone else come in. I flushed, washed my hands, messed with my hair and left. As the door was closing behind me, I heard a gigantic fart and splash, and I just thought, uggghhhh. That poor girl came in with her upset tummy, and was holding it in and waiting for me to leave so she could go.

@thomas8ohh @EchoesofWarYT Can't take criticism at all, huh? What's the matter Karen, did you wet the bed last night?

@thomas8ohh @EchoesofWarYT Thank you, Karen.

Most people picture Martha Washington as a quiet woman in a bonnet, pouring tea while George won a war. The real woman was something else entirely. She was 5 feet tall. George was 6'2". When they married in 1759, she was a 27-year-old widow with two small children, and the richest woman in Virginia. She brought 17,500 acres and roughly 84 enslaved people to the marriage. George Washington didn't make her wealthy. She made him wealthy. When the Revolutionary War broke out, she didn't stay home. For 8 straight winters, every single year of the war, Martha left Mount Vernon and traveled hundreds of miles by carriage, through territory crawling with British soldiers and Loyalists, to spend the freezing months in army camp with George. She was at Morristown. Cambridge. Newburgh. Middlebrook. And Valley Forge. In 1776 she got herself inoculated against smallpox in Philadelphia, a procedure that killed plenty of people who tried it, so she could keep traveling to the front. While there, she sewed shirts for soldiers, organized the other officers' wives to mend uniforms, and walked through the camps visiting the sick and dying. By the time the war ended she had buried both of her surviving children. Patsy died of epilepsy at 17. Jacky died of camp fever right after Yorktown. She raised two of his orphaned kids at Mount Vernon. She hated being First Lady. In a private letter she described her own life as that of a "state prisoner." She wasn't being cute. She meant it. When George died in December 1799, Martha did something historians have been mourning ever since. She sat down at the fireplace and burned nearly every letter they had ever written each other. Forty years of marriage. Gone. Only three letters survived. She lived two more years. Then, quietly, she freed George's enslaved people about a year before her own death, reportedly because she had grown uneasy about so many people having a personal incentive to wish her dead. In 1886, the U.S. Treasury put her face on the $1 silver certificate. She is, to this day, the only woman ever featured on American paper currency. Almost no one alive has ever seen the bill. Almost no one alive knows any of this. That's Martha Washington.

@CynicalPublius People are moaning about gasoline prices but they dont see that we are living now without Iran's nuclear threat

Too many MAGA people moan about what they are not seeing done while ignoring the incredible wealth of good news in their midst. I’ll give you just one example. Did you know that the DOJ’s Civil Rights Division has created a “Second Amendment Section,” designed to protect the Second Amendment rights of all Americans? Did you know that the Second Amendment Section recently sued the City of Denver for its unconstitutional ban on modern sporting rifles? Did you know that the Second Amendment Section has a link where you can report attacks on your own Second Amendment rights? (I’ll include the link one post below.) Did you know? It’s all coming up roses, and it’s still not good enough for some. Not me though, I’m full of positive waves.

@luxemiaa Next time, make him come to the door, knock, then treat you as you should be treated.

My boyfriend texted me “I’m outside,” so of course I moved like the house was on fire. I grabbed my bag, fixed my hair real quick, slipped on my shoes, and ran out like I was about to miss a flight. I get outside… and there’s no car. So now I’m just standing there, looking around like maybe I came out the wrong door or something. I even checked my phone again to make sure I read it right. “I’m outside.” Okay. I called him, and this man answers casually and tells me he’s still about five minutes away. Five minutes. I’m like… then why did you say you’re outside? And he goes, “I’m on the road, it counts.” Counts for who? Now I’m just standing there in front of my house, fully ready, looking like I got stood up by someone who technically hasn’t even arrived yet. A neighbor even walked past and greeted me like I was waiting for something important. I just smiled like I had a plan. Anyway, I went back inside and sat down. Next time he says “I’m outside,” I’m giving it at least ten minutes.

@lady_valor_07 3 dead AA batteries

@ThrillaRilla369 Dark Side of The Moon

Without naming who you saw at your first concert Name one of their songs 🎶 🎸 🎤

@ThrillaRilla369 I refuse to answer on the grounds,...... hey, isnt that color far out! Wow, im trippin'

Blotter, Microdot, Window Pane, Lucy, Orange Sunshine… Anyone recognize these names from the 70s?