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@commodifythis

public intellectual @BigSoyNaturals & inventor of moral relativism. hated by my enemies, loved by my friends. i was the first ever politically correct CEO.

philadelphia baby! | 🇿🇦 शामिल हुए Mart 2012
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the pasta and lobster girls better sit this one out is all i’m saying! this is your one warning that i absolutely will gatecrash your quiet luxury themed gender reveal to distribute printed out screenshots to the guests and steal myself a low-vibrational plate while i’m at it
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impossible for me to care about the biracial discourse because the opinions of sheep will not be affecting how i move or see myself but don’t ever let me catch you with a white man if monoracial or phenotype are on regular rotation in your daily vernacular
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you gotta listen to the Big Soy Naturals podcast episode with the legend herself @lllliatttt
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who wants to sign the open letter i wrote?
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you know what’s cool is my cultural contributions as public intellectual led a man to give Big Soy Naturals $15/mo, ultimately resulting in my favorite friend finding love with someone who is not evil or likely to turn evil (often an unfortunate occupational hazard of loving men)
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anyway men you are welcome to give me money if you want to find love & i will distribute you accordingly. note: this is not an offer of any matchmaking services, i’m just letting you know that the butterfly effect is on my side. it could be on yours too for a monthly fee of $15.
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telling her that the posting i’m doing for new job is not getting a ton of traction and suddenly she says “oh i could share it. i have 20k followers on threads. i know that’s not a lot compared to others but it is a new account after all.” 😵‍💫
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just learned my mom is a threads influencer
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obsessed with the shape of my face rn
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@sverenagain that’s how you know it is for rubes because university should be challenging but at an appropriate level. their job is to help you learn + get a degree. if it’s so difficult that most people don’t manage that at the normal rate, that’s on purpose to suck an extra 70k out of you.
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@commodifythis iirc all of the pamphlets and shit they sent me were about how difficult their school was, which is an insane selling point
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i used to date someone who went to reed which is not a prestigious school but is a school for dorks so it’s in the venn diagram & they once bragged to me how reed is so difficult that most students take 5 years to graduate rather than 4 and in that moment i knew they were a fool
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i also automatically judge anyone who attended a prestigious university for undergrad as 1) marks who can + should be taken for a ride should the opportunity present itself 2) likely CIA assets unless there is definitive proof to the contrary

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@sverenagain yes portland oregon, one of america’s most wretched cities and it is a school full of former gifted kids so high on their own supply that they can’t see how badly they’re being had
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@commodifythis is reed the one in oregon?? if so i think i stopped by to check it out when i was touring colleges but got such rancid vibes i didnt even want to go in and just skipped it and went to the next one
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