David Mercer

@Tripadvisor Hi we've just booked a tour in Jerusalem via your site however the transaction failed but our bank is suggesting the credit card payment succeeded - how can we check which is correct?

Watching the game on Israeli TV - "blah blah blah Sweet Caroline blah blah blah" #ENGvsSEN

@charliepotton Tried refreshing myself but then it froze

When do we give up? Midday?? #Glastonbury

Progress! Finally on the Infinitely Reloading Page of Disappointment #Glastonbury

@cfh_whitworth Snap

Oh dear #glastonbury

@Adrian_Hilton @afneil Nah the diametric opposite will happen

I'm on my third Jameson's (which is @afneil's fault for tweeting about it last week: it is mellow indeed). The death of Queen Elizabeth II will not hasten Scottish secession, as he fears, but quash it ever so gently. King Charles III will be a unifying force.

@VOXI_UK Just done so. Seems to be a bot

@distantthud We can help get this checked out for you David! Please can you drop us a DM by choosing the options 'Get Started' and 'Asked to DM' with your full name and mobile number? 😊 Beth twitter.com/messages/compo…

@VOXI_UK Do you have an active phone number for customer services? I have a question about my account which your chatbot can't seem to answer

@VOXI_UK My number (ending 643) is the one listed on the account. I also received the email stating the package had been added to this number. All a bit weird really

@distantthud Hi David 👋 Only one number can be linked to each VOXI account. Have you checked to ensure you've not accidentally added the package to the wrong account? A confirmation email will also be sent once added. Lisamarie

@VOXI_UK For your information the account email is mercersonline@gmail.com

@VOXI_UK Hi Ryan - I ordered a 15 day European roaming pack for my phone but for some reason my son got a notification of the order on his phone. He did previously have a Voxi account but is now with Vodafone

@EmmaKennedy Bulb are in chaos. Surprised Octopus didn't ask for more...

Is anyone in your social media team checking your Twitter feed?

Annnd the meter reading email I submitted has bounced

@YourSSE Is your call centre short-staffed? Been on hold for nigh on 20 minutes

@PatrickAndrews @gullssinceaboy @Otto_English It really would. No faffing around between candidates, more staff could be involved, longer hours etc etc

The total lack of imagination continues. The assumption that an Ox/Camb is the be all and end all of education and that everyone should aspire to that. Other universities are available. Many of them and the courses they provide are every bit as good if not better than Oxbridge