ruairidh crichton

trying to find the cure for my boredum

@frank_black hey is this thing for real...frank????hmmm

@BallbagBrand bonjour brandman do you feel all strange bout havin cyberstalkers.im ever so confuzzeled bout this twitter shit!

@rustyrocket bonjour brandman do you feel all strange bout havin cyberstalkers.im ever so confuzzeled bout this twitter shit!

wondering if twitter exists

@David_Cameron people have.You should have to live a day in the life of one of these so-called "benefit thieves" see how you cope.

@David_Cameron that desperately need it,you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth,what would you know about any of the struggles

@David_Cameron You have no morals,you are a terrible person and ruin lives!Also you are completely unqualified to take money from people

@dragonjones @Will_1601 woooo make me rich!!!!i know duncan bannatyne hes like so cool!cucumber

@iPartyToHard i say lets a have a beer and act right weird!!!

@rustyrockets oi BRAND!!!!!

@SnoopDogg hey everybody LOOK at me!im a celebrity in my life!

hey celebrities over here...come follow me so i can be AMAZING!

@alexa_chung haaahajajjajajajjjajjajajaa jokies!mental mental

@rainnwilson dear mr wilson i just soiled my pantaloons!mucho stinkio!im well into my soups these days,what about you?do tell

@stephenfry clever boy!!!!

whats it all about?IM NOW GONNA BE A TWITTER STAR!!!!!