eva!

went through hell (trader joe’s parking lot) to get to heaven (trader joe’s)

who's gonna take me to a red sox game so i can get that cooler cup

bpd stands for boston personality disorder

fenway park i am BEGGING you for vegetarian fenway franks

drug ads should be banned so i don't have to see skinny charles barkley

apparently people have been so mean in the nyt crossword comment section that a columnist had to tell everyone to calm down

sometimes you pause the nyt crossword and even close the tab but nyt says no actually you've spent 23 hours working on the sunday crossword

train conductor saw me coming and opened the doors again so i wouldn’t miss my train

i’m at a sold out early screening of project hail mary. let’s do this every day but reduce my commute time by 45 minutes

the coolidge corner theater should open a second location and put it next to my house

i have to be the most mysterious person at the depths of wikipedia live show

happy 6 year anniversary to the time i had to sleep in the united office at SFO at the beginning of "3 week spring break"

i would pay so much money to never hear about AI or weight loss drugs ever again

what does it say about me that i've had so special stuck in my head for two weeks

who knew 65° and sunny was perfect weather

did you know that all international working women have the same birthday (today) according to breed registries and racing associations no matter what day they were born

“at least you have the rest of the day when you open” i just woke up from a 4 hour nap