Greg Perry

I am pleased to announce that, once again, I have been named the "UK's Humblest Man- 2024".

@profanityswan I've got £2.75 coming out of my account every month to 'Athletico Mince' and have done for months and months. I cannot find out where it goes or how to sign in to get the extra episodes. Can you help a massive Parsnips fan out please?

@MaggieMGreen Do you think people are better? (I do too, but not at everything.)

@MaggieMGreen You could ask ChatGPT?

RLCE...

New phrase of the day. Really Lucky Childhood Experiences - RCLE.

Why Everything is Becoming a Game, by @G_S_Bhogal gurwinder.blog/p/why-everythi…

@cgkedu Yes, the cravings disappeared really. I eat sweet things now but not nearly as much as I did before. If the sweet stuff intake increases you can always reset again but it will be much easier. Doing it for the first time is tough, cos, well, sugar…

Who put work first in work/life balance?

Can you praise *too* much? theatlantic.com/family/archive…

@cgkedu All to do with the gut biome. If we eat lots of a certain type of food, this encourages the growth of bacteria that like that food. When we stop eating that type of food, the bacteria diminish and we lose the cravings. It’s the bacteria screaming for choc! cam.ac.uk/stories/microb…

@cgkedu 2 weeks for me. Couple of years ago, I gave up all sugary stuff, choc, cake, biscuits (I didn’t eat sweets) and it took 2 wks to lose the cravings. I replaced sugary stuff with savoury stuff I liked + wine! It was a reset for my craving levels. Plus fruit then tasted incredible.

It's my birthday today. Reminds me that when I left home, my dad would write in my card: "I would have put £5 in this card, but I had already sealed the envelope."

I have been using a new coconut shampoo and I have to say that my coconuts now look really clean and shiny.

@mikerflinn That’s fair Mike. Winning smile- I like it

@futurebehaviour Nope .. I can’t run so I smile winningly ( hopefully) and wave :-))

When a car driver lets you (a pedestrian) cross the road, do you, like me, say thank you by breaking into a tiny jog?

I’ve been preparing my children for working life by making them look miserable whilst wearing a lanyard.

@tob22 Does weighing pigs make them fatter?

Do learning walks improve teaching?

Am I doing it now?