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Hijabis are the real baddies especially in the summer.

Nothing more painful than hearing certain words and the flashbacks start to hit. A total emotional jump scare 💔

@kuchbolde Cuz he's the first man to show her what pure, selfless love looks like, setting a standard no one else can match.

Why daughters are more attached to fathers

@delusionalxd_ I used to say incorrect things with extreme confidence and it actually worked

oomfs how do we survive a viva?? Idk shi

@mishi_not Same 😭

Mai ne khud sy zyada sust insan aaj tk ni dekha 😭🫠

@kuchbolde Real 🤣

@halfcrispyhuman 🤣🤣🤣that's boys tradition They make it so dramatic

Women sneezing vs men sneezing

@ZainabagainDope Hmare yahan toh engagement mein fiance hi nhi hota hai 😭

Muslim girls, aap engagement par apnay fiance ka haath pakkar kaisay leti Hain?

Din bhar jitni bhi okay rehne ki acting krlo, raat ko existential crisis toh hona hi hai

People just lie. And lie. And lie. And then lie some more.

@77_shariq Explains the blood craving

@halfcrispyhuman I am a mosquito *bhan* *bhan*

I'm getting a sudden urge to drink blood. Is that normal?

@mus4d1qq Unemployed and a professional sleeper 🙂

@halfcrispyhuman 😭😭😭 qqqqq what u do

Ye bar bar soo jana mujy kisi din berozgar krdega

@Roshanay112 This is literally my fav dish ever 😋

Haleem lovers mark your attendance

@hyfuzail @Humboldt_Enigma Same 🤣

@Humboldt_Enigma at first mujhe laga cycle ki seat hai

Kaleji..

Wtf ek to pehle hi itni anxiety hai upr se ye weather alert aa kr aur panic kara deta hai 😭

@hyfuzail 12 oomf wale reh jayein, dil mein jagah zyada valuable hai 🙏🏼

acha aap ko 12 oomf ki list me jagah nahi mili? idhar aao bacha apko mere dil me jagah dun..

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Ye mera serious account hai, funny wala toh LinkedIn py hai

@farzain_hun Ok fine, I'll take it 😭

@halfcrispyhuman Disagree karny sy main change to nhi ho jaun ga😭😭🫰

Blessed with such looks i can be both🥹🥹💫