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@hypernator

Just a girl who thinks she's funnier than she is.

शामिल हुए Nisan 2010
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Sara@hypernator·
Flip side: Also stop pushing food on people! If someone politely declines your offer, don’t pressure them.
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Sara@hypernator·
Can we please stop talking about skipping dessert is “trying to be good?” You’re alienating everyone who wants dessert. Just decline.
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Sara@hypernator·
That said, I’m grateful for each and every one of them and my family and friends who I won’t see today.
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Sara@hypernator·
If my house is any indication, nobody actually likes what goes into Thanksgiving. So why do we do it?.
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Sara@hypernator·
Just ran down the street for the wrong school bus. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt@pattonoswalt·
This thread. Yes yes yes. Everyone please read?
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one of the things i simply know to be true at this point is that the vast majority of men simply do not consider women to be full human beings -- capable of the same vast range of emotions and thoughts & self-conceptions, flawed, weird, unique, whole
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MZS@mattzollerseitz·
“Your coworkers may love you, your boss may even love you, but the company itself will never love you.” Bill Robinson, a copy editor I worked with at a paper in the early 90s, right after they fired a friend of mine.
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sara@jumper_krazy·
rt if you grew up going to the library just trying to prove a point
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Sara@hypernator·
Watching Twilight with my newborn son. Every 5-10 minutes, I tell him not to do what Edward Cullen does - creepy staring, gaslighting, possessiveness, and on and on.
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Pitch
Pitch@pitchjokes·
new lacroix flavors! -transported in a truck near bananas -hint of hint of lime -single skittle dissolved in water -shy watermelon -imagine like, a strawberry but with low battery
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jordan
jordan@JordanUhl·
Today, Nashville Police apprehended the Waffle House murderer. He is alive. He is unharmed. In February 2017, Nashville Police fatally shot Jocques Clemmons after he ran a stop sign.
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