The Intern

@HOSPINTERN__ yes i am the homophobic intern (nonononononono slash jay slash jat slashajya)

@interningrabbit are you saying that because youte homophobic

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS.

@HOSPINTERN__ trust i do not want his GAY ASS in my hopsital.

@interningrabbit refuse him hes gonna burst into song about the ending of our salvation

@headnursemeow @barneyisthirsty im giving that man a scalpel hes friend shaped

@barneyisthirsty @interningrabbit INTERN DO NOT GIVE THE SCALPEL TO BARNEY

DO NOT GIVE BARNEY THAT SCALPEL @interningrabbit THEYRE PLANNING SOMETHING

@HOSPINTERN__ ohnoo ive disappeared

@interningrabbit youre getting the hose

do not comr to the hospital after shift u will see me

@HOSPINTERN__ ok. and. #smartfellaorfartsmella

@interningrabbit you reek

@barneyisthirsty ITS HAPPENED AGAIN !!! whens the fucking government gonna learn… GET ILLEGALS OUT OF HERE NOW !!!!

who wants to hire me this is my real medical license

right so imagine this patient comes in wed call this patient bon from baccounting he will not SHUT UP so when he lays on the doctor bed i lowkirkenuinely stop his heart, give him herbs when hes canadian and jump on his corpse AITA?

@headnursemeow #throwingthepatientsinthetrash

@interningrabbit you are beyond childish i have no idea how you got hired as an intern.

this is what the interns do instead of learning how to do their job correctly😭🙏

@headnursemeow memememememe i can hear u over the FUN im having !!!

@interningrabbit a little too much, don't you think? i think doing your job correctly is a better idea

@barneyisthirsty YOU WANT THE COFFEE

@interningrabbit shower in the coffee when they aren’t looking!

pissing me tf off. im homeless. i live in the hospital.

always gotta do my job ive had it now

and its like at the end of the day i have to start a new one WHY CANT I GO HOME

@doctharlow IMAGINE HOW I FEEL.

I am SICK and TIRED

doctor harlow makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i poop on company time

i get my paycheck and i head for animal wetherspoons WAHEY LADS