JOYBOY🪽

Be proud, you survived the days you thought you couldn’t.

@_Sironyeka Jesus pump me up

This is what everyone needs right now

GOD IS GOOD

very deep.

pay attention to those who always "cant" with you but, "can" with everyone else.

Looks like a boat. Probably smooth sailing or something.

Start a problematic discourse:

If a snake bites you on the neck were do you tie 😭😭

well this weekend lasted a good 5 minutes

Can you forgive a partner who accidentally cheats on you?

Everybody log out i wanna be alone rn

My tolerance is so low now. You start acting weird, you got to go. I ain't asking no questions and I ain't talking bout nothing. I don't care if I knew you 10 years or 10 minutes . You'reeeeee outttttaaa hereee.

😭😭= most versatile emoji: 😭 -aww 😭 - hahaha 😭 - proud 😭 - for real 😭 - eww 😭 - so happy 😭 -thank you 😭 - yes 😭 - love you 😭 - hate you 😭 - sorry 😭 -obviously 😭 - you are the best

You think you're asking for too much until you find someone who does it all naturally

call me and be talking to people in the background… i’ll end that call myself

“I am going to marry you” only works if I also want to marry you. Otherwise, it’s a threat to my life.

When you are too handsome for ugly girls but also too ugly for pretty girls.

@yimikaaaa I claim and work towards it 🙏🏾

I will be a billionaire

yesterday a guy at the grocery store said he was using chatgpt to make a grocery list and I straight up stabbed him in the parking lot. there was so much blood

“I hate youuuuuuuuuuuuu.” — a person who’s insanely in love with you.