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People being mad at the Super Mario Galaxy movie for not having a deep story when every mainline Mario game in history had on average less than 10 minutes of cutscenes and almost no dialogue is kind of silly. Did these people want a coming of age film that explores the tragedy of getting older where Mario is now working a dead end job but then one night while drinking in his shitty apartment he says "i don't know Luigi, I just don't feel super any more" but then he turns on the news and sees that Peach Toadstool (moved to New York) of Peach Enterprises (basically Apple of this universe it's like iPhone but there's a peach logo instead) has gone missing so he looks at his brother and goes "Luigi we have to do something. What do you say? One more adventure?" and Luigi sadly goes "Sure Mario. It's what he would've wanted." And the camera pans to a fuckin picture of Toad, Luigi, and Mario playing baseball (game reference)(Toad is dead btw). So Luigi says some shit like.. "are we actually going to do this?" and Mario goes "Lets uhhh... Let's a go!" So they head on a massive adventure full of trials and tribulations where Mario has to relearn how to use all of his old powers but can't make fire no matter how hard he tries. Then in his final battle against the big enemy (bowser in like a mafia setting i guess) there's a moment where Luigi and Peach are about to be killed by enemies and Mario can't physically reach them so he shoots out a massive fire blast for the first time in the movie and it pans to him and it's symbolic of him both physically and literally getting his spark back? Is that what they wanted?

Some Kids in my audience knew who he was, that actually legitimate surprised me.

I think it’s a gigantic blackpill that one of the founding fathers of the medium thinks something like this is worth less artistically than these dogass movies because gaming cannot get over its inferiority complex to the film industry

IDC WHAT NIGGAS SAY GALAXY MOVIE WAS A BLAST

I think starfox fans owe this man their life bro

Oh my god finally an anime whose art style doesn’t look like the same slightly altered default-mode dogshit that’s been standard for the last 15 years

1993 mario movie revisionism is so funny because not even the people who worked on it thought it was good lmfao

@TehBludhog @Blazykun 100%. I liked the movies but a big complaint is it does feel speen runny, I think they "hit the right notes" but the "tune" needs to play for longer. Like Mario should of a scene dedicated to him laying "more ground work" with Peach, like them strolling through the town etc

@keepOnePiece @Blazykun It doesn't have to be super deep, but it wouldn't hurt to slow things down and have breathing room. Dreamsworks does that just fine with most of their animated films. So why can't Mario?

I have never been so gaslit by critics before I'm sorry, but they're completely wrong about the Mario Galaxy movie. It's actually really good, with a simple but compelling story that provides satisfying arcs, and addresses all of the issues with the first movie

@NeoGameSpark HORRIBLE comparison because ur comparing new made up IP's to an established lore. Most Mario games do not have a tear jerking story that can bring out strong emotions like a Pixar movie. Name me ONE MARIO GAME with a plot that can move you like UP, Inside Out, or Monsters Inc?

I can’t vibe w/ folk who say “Well, it’s a MARIO MOVIE. The games don’t have great stories anyways!” Phil Lord and Chris Miller gave us a movie based of LEGO PIECES and it was really freaking good. Pixar made a movie based of EMOTIONS and it worked. Illumination just ain’t it.

Mario Galaxy was PEAK

@wariopide @velodus But I do agree that I wish they really did sit down with its lore and dive deeper into the lore to get a even more cohesive story with big themes and world building pay offs. I wouldnt say the movies were comeplete tens, but u could argue high 9s if not slightly lower

@wariopide @velodus Now I do agree Fox wasnt crrativley added in but honestly what more did you need to say? Can u make a better reason then dimension hopping plane acident, seriously? It was only bad they spoiled him. Also without Fox how could they reasonably find n fight Bowser?

The Mario Galaxy movie is a result of all the people who watched the first movie and went "Eh, I don't care if it was bad, I had fun with it," because when you give Illumination an inch, they will absolutely try to get away with making an even lazier movie next time.

@TehBludhog @Blazykun Not that it didnt have substance but ur asking for a sonic adventure 2 plot when MOST Mario games arent that deep. Lore wise nothing from the Mario galaxy 1 needed to be in. If the pacing was fast what parts should of they slowed down? + without Fox how would they space travel?

@Blazykun Not to come off as an asshole but maybe you're too easily pleased and your quality standards for what is considered a "good film" don't match ones who wanted something with more substance and better pacing. And I'm sorry, but Fox has no reason to be here.

@wariopide @velodus Expanded the Universe with a character that makes sense (Fox) and adding a heavily established character like Yoshi is fan service? Using more in game power ups is fan service? You people are why "Surf Dracula" is a thing, adding things from the game isnt fam service

@velodus Exactly. The second movie tries to be the first movie, using the same "shock values", but it fails due to the constant fanservice thrown at your face. And the base for the sequel seems to be another Mary Sue... completely wasted character slot on Daisy in the post, too.

@MetriAndReyes @BillyBarnett3 @realandhonestg @velodus How were they buns? This doesn't anwser thier questions at all

@BillyBarnett3 @realandhonestg @velodus the characters were buns, especially Peach, and I fuckin love Anya Taylor Joy but she was so terrible in the role

Okay, now that the shock has worn off, why the fuck would they spoil this??? 😭 The Mario Galaxy Movie drops next week, it's projected to have a big opening. They didn't need to show anymore. LOL

Me watching the Mario Galaxy movie’s post credits scene and seeing a portal open and hearing a high-pitched voice say “Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! What it is motherfuckers?”

When I’m walking out the Galaxy Movie but I hear Mario say “after this adventure I think I’m gonna travel the world. Maybe make it my own Odyssey”