charlie ★

@btteporter @goodgirlpete literally living my best life rn

@goodgirlpete this is hilarious to me

my brazilian gf has been with her waspy new england au pair family for exactly ONE week and she's already been indoctrinated by the local farm-to-table dairy barn ice cream

luthorwise life outside of twitter

@goodgirlpete sorry, do i know you?

@luthorwise you're so ridiculous, you're literally seeing me on friday

i miss my gf so much i thought this spatula that just i got was calling me a good girl for a second

lesbian rights! lesbian rights! lesbian rights!

@witchyvines that’s my boi

@ReligioAmoris and then 4. whole foods

@luthorwise You know what, that’s a solid list.

my top 3 favorite things about the united states of america: 1. my wife 2. wendy’s frosties 3. flushing toilet paper down the toilet

@Babyhahn_ i’m too autistic to mix sweet and salty food, but i will try it and say “this one is for kam” out loud next time

@luthorwise have you dipped your fries in your frosty yet because that’s the only correct way and it’s the best way

then turn her opacity UP

@goodgirlpete and it’s huge

@luthorwise florence is always packing

just saw florence + the machine with my wife and then had the juiciest burger ever. living the dream rn or whatever.

please, my florence/congratulations, my florence

my wife. my wife was packing. not florence. just to make it clear.

AND she was packing. WHAT even is life?

@agathasbvtch thank you.

i have a feeling rio’s character got reduced to a one dimensional version in fics and almost all her canon traits and how she’s portrayed in the show are forgotten

*throws up for 7 hours straight* *immediately makes a suicide joke during triage* *nurse nods and asks if she has any suicidal thoughts or intentions* *says no and gets hooked up to fluids* *makes another suicide joke* *drinks ginger ale* *gets better* *leaves* *has to come back*

@thbeastinside @aquariusbutch also: we don’t really have gender neutral pronouns in portuguese and every noun here has a gender. when we refer to someone in a gender neutral way, we either omit the subject in the sentence or refer to them as “a pessoa” (the person) and pessoa is a “female” word, so-

@aquariusbutch treating it as moral failure instead of cultural difference says more about your perspective than ours.

thanks for misgendering me simply because i don’t think we should be scrutinizing the body of a pregnant woman we don’t know. ironically i’m pretty sure i blocked this account bc they were being transphobic to me about rio headcanons months and months ago so this tracks i guess

@diabeebus IT’S SO GOOD

why am i only learning about caminho das índias now omgggg

i really miss agatha harkness