Nathan Ellisen

That weird silence at Chipotle between the server asking your choice of rice/beans/meat with you knowing exactly what the question will be and deciding whether to wait for the ask or answer preemptively is the most awkward experience of my day.

@marzanomatt Something younger than you

@RedditCFB Agree

Absolutely rigged. Shameless. Disgusting. Cal has been completely and utterly screwed on what should have been one of the best days in program history. The ACC officiating center will quietly sweep this under the rug, until Miami needs help again next week. 🤡

@marzanomatt Glad to see the PAC12 advocate remains

@marzanomatt 7/10

One of the lazier things humans do (and a pet peave of mine) is when people stand still on an escalator. They were build to be faster stairs not a standing pad.

An observation: In most cases the cleanliness of an individuals AirPod case is indicative of their general recklessness towards life

@marzanomatt Back the Pac

@shaw_whisperer Thank you Mr. Tupper

Is anyone else overly loyal to beer on draft? I feel like lately I get overly excited when beer on tap is available even if it isn’t good. Like at this point I’m probably going to take the draft Rainer rather than a delicious Bottle/Can IPA just because draft is in the picture.

Also twitter is X

@marzanomatt You might be onto something

Innovative new idea: Instead of having to wait for your Uber to arrive at a popular destination, there should be a queue of potential drivers waiting to pick up riders at a moments notice

Added feature: instead of a pre-established price the driver can charge based on the time/distance of the ride as it happens live

1st World Problem of the Day: When someone walking in front of you is going slightly slower than you. You either have to a) speed up to avoid awkwardly walking next to them as you pass or b) completely slow down to match their pace and not pass the stranger. Very Frustrating

@marzanomatt Maybe but you still look goofy every time I see you wearing them

@marzanomatt @ChipotleTweets And how big the bowl portions are

Windshield wipers are an incredibly genius invention. Kudos to whoever came up with this genius idea.

@marzanomatt The cookie ice cream sandwiches are a must try

@pat_m_12 Did not know this dumb trend even existed

Ironing your sheets is the dumbest trend. What are we trying to achieve.