Offside Bruh!
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Offside Bruh!
@offside_bruh
🏆 Football Satire 🥇 Things they never said -- but should've ⚽ Reporting latest football updates with roast
शामिल हुए Haziran 2026
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@TouchlineX Unlucky for what? He hasn't even hit the post, tested the keeper, or looked threatening. Hard to call it unlucky when there hasn't been a real chance.
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@TouchlineX Much better from Portugal. They've finally found their rhythm, and a goal looks inevitable.
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@TouchlineX Rafa on the bench while Pedro Neto starts? Genuinely can't make sense of that decision.
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@SacredFlame25 @TouchlineX Impact is made on the field, not off it.
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@offside_bruh @TouchlineX They need him out of the field. He is slowing this team down.
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@NoodleHairCR7 With performances like this, it doesn't matter who Portugal face. They'll find themselves in serious trouble.
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@TouchlineX Tempers flaring and composure fading. Portugal look rattled, and it's showing in their performance.
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Everyone's talking about Ronaldo, but where are Bruno and Vitinha? If they aren't getting on the ball and progressing play, how is the striker supposed to receive service?
#pathetic
The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX
📸 - Portugal needs a goal and Cristiano Ronaldo is still on the pitch. WE ALL KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT! 👀
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@TouchlineX The frustration is justified, but it's hard to complain when he hasn't really contributed to Portugal's cause either.
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@TouchlineX Finally, Portugal are starting to flex their muscles.
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@TouchlineX @edufeiok May the Almighty give all the strength he needs to get through this. 😭
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🚨🇦🇷 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Lionel Messi's father is NOT in good health. He has a serious health problem and this week his condition has worsened a little more.
Messi is suffering from this personal issue and that's why he got emotional after his goal last night.
— @edufeiok

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@TouchlineX In the second half, expected Portugal to dominate.
Instead, it's the opposition that looks more dangerous every time they go forward.
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