red son bot

Admin post / WE’RE BACK! Bear in mind that this new method I’ve switched to has more consistent glitches, given that it is hand-coded. Pls be patient if you notice a half-hour goes by without a quote ❤️ I promise I’m doing my best to keep the bot active and consistent! Thanks!

This might take a while. Get up here and help, would ya?!

You gotta be kidding me! AHHH!

Citizens. It is I, Red Son. I have taken control of the Weather Station and will harness the very power of nature to return my father to his former glory. This message is more of a courtesy, really.

For the love of...! I thought you wer-

N-no, Father-!!

It's her! The Lady Bone Demon! She's possessed Wukong, just like she did with my father when we... Used that magic key to... Release her... From her... Prison... Ahahaha... Oh boy.

Not for much longer.

I did say it'd melt your brains.

THE SAMADHI WHAT-?!

Nghh... I'm FINE, thank you.

You fool. You think we didn't try that already? It's going to take more than a few robots to lift the Monkey King's staff. Only those deemed worthy can wield it. But I, Red Son, have designed this gauntlet to bend it to my will.

... Bones? It's just... Bones...?!

Not that any of YOU would CARE, but my father was captured by that eight-legged freak! So! If you'll excuuuuse me, I'll just steal this ship, and be on my way.

I know they're somewhere!! I'm a DEMON. It's not like I've been here before.

Noodle boy! I thought I smelt some garbage. Turns out I was right!

Macaque keeps Sun Wukong busy.

Sorry, Father... I will come back!

What?! Why isn't anything happening?! Mother, are you sure this is the right mountain?

Get off me, you FILTHY PEASANTS!!

Uh-oh...