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I love this theory of when you randomly do something you entire life changes

I will never understand how an entire generation got brainwashed into thinking kids are a burden instead of a blessing. Being a mom is the most important & beautiful job a woman can have.

"I like slim women" but your ex has the biggest ass I've ever seen in my life

@QueenPisces16 @GotDaScoop Yes

@GotDaScoop Wait! Money bag 💰🤑 said he paid for that.

Dream Doll with a message. ✨👀😩 “When I see the girl yall claim is "natural" walk into the same MedSpa as me.” • Who yall think she’s talking about ? 👀

“Oh word?” And the fist bump is killing me

The term “reheated nachos” is so funny to me bc you fr can’t reheat nachos they’re genuinely so bad and unsalvageable that way

The thing I find interesting is most of these are brands that made small “luxuries” more accessible for the general working class

Hot take but i think a lot of ppl r overstimulated by the daylight and they dont even realize that

The media will call you antisemitic for protesting against this

"sober" as in "not injecting heroin or meth or snorting benzos" is a perfectly acceptable definition of sober to me

To Caribbean people living abroad, you don’t: - have to drop your accent. - reduce yourself to fun, rum and coconuts for their entertainment. You can integrate without losing yourself. Out ancestors didn’t enrich you w. power and culture for you to “fit in” somewhere else.

Older generations say “we all struggled in our 20s.” No, you didn’t. You didn’t pay $3,100 rent and $10 eggs. You didn’t graduate with $60K debt and no job security. Gen Z isn’t dramatic. They’re drowning.

when i was a freshman in high school i had a latino crush (juan) who always wore a red hoodie. juan’s mom was a baker so he always smelled like conchas…i loved his smell. i stopped wearing long sleeves in winter so i could always borrow his hoodie. he was shorter than me so it was too small but i wore it anyway. i studied at his house sometimes, so one day he confronted me. he told he had a crush on this girl (who he would eventually date) and asked who my crush was. after some time of my silence, he figured me out. he told me it was an honor to be my crush and it would be our secret. that night when i got home i cried happy tears for hours while smelling his hoodie. juan never outed me, i transferred schools the next year. soon after high school, i found him online and he told me was doing well and got married. i hope the world is still as kind to him as he was to me.

doing cardio as a malnourished nicotine addict

girls problems

@mochasthing Dumb ! Let me see your other options

Ok I’m graduating, is this caption stupid 😭😭

Ummm. They’re closing Greyhound stations all over the country.

@chenae876 yes

So she’s Cuban ?

the autistic urge to repeat a phrase, word, accent, sound, or gesture another person makes