ultramelk
833 posts

ultramelk
@rubyrailedme
saying my inner hoenologue out loud ☝️🙂↔️
शामिल हुए Mayıs 2022
402 फ़ॉलोइंग22 फ़ॉलोवर्स

do you really wanna be having this conversation lmao


Chris Rue@Chris2Rue
You’re not visibly queer. You’re visibly a man.
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@kissywillow @trixiemattel I hate you lesbians (I'm jealous asf as fuck)
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@urstrong_bf What if you send me a picture of your dong? That would be much more interesting
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They literally did this
Netflix@netflix
Charlize Theron (justifiably) losing her mind over this snake 😭
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If I had a phone in this situation I'd open up Grindr to find nearby Moon trade
Remarks@remarks
JUST IN: NASA astronaut shares unedited video of the moon taken on his iPhone during the Artemis II mission.
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I’ve unlocked this for many men
jo@monassilabica
eu quando levei cuspida na boca pela primeira vez
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ADÉLA devouring her new single “KGB” on stage tonight.
(via insider @withlovejohana)
#ItsNotThatDeepPhilly
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