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I hate going to the orthodontist because all they do is yell at me for 10 minutes straight in front of a bunch of 11 year olds☹️

Weed used to make u laugh like SpongeBob now u get False Memories

Whenever i flirt with someone my vision switches to third person and i look like this

i opened my eyes too loudly

@kittensbyler faggot number one and faggot number two

How do u take cute pics of yourself when youre fat and ugly

"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

the vet didnt explicitly call him fat today but she did whisper “15 pounds” in a disappointed tone when she handed him to me

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

my pubes stick out of my underwear and poke bitches like a porcupine

Alexa Demie by Sam Visser 📸

She is mad at me because i wont let her eat my food

imagine trying to argue with ur partner and they're looking at you like this

when i click on an ao3 link and the fic name is in grey instead of red

do u think a really upset king was ever pouting on his throne when he heard the jingle jingle of his jester running towards him and cracked a lil smile cause he knew everything was gonna be alright

i’m too stupid to commit suicide id probably just end up paralyzed

i didn't wanna believe it when i was younger but growing up really does make you stop giving a fuck about lgbtq identity discourse. like why would i care