𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷

@StephenNolan I like to take this opportunity to say f:;k you and your ma Stephen

@BBCNewsNI Unbelievable

The Executive will receive £17m to help "low-income households" in Northern Ireland with the rising cost of home heating oil. bbc.in/4lAnwCb

As a Broomloan ST holder on CCCS I’m extremely pissed off. However the email I just received from Rangers is uplifting. “Those affected by the move for the upcoming match v Celtic are GUARANTEED a ticket for the semi final and final”. Nice touch by the club.

@DeptofWar @TheOfficerTatum Operation hide the Epstein files

OPERATION EPIC FURY 🇺🇸

@howzatcp @DarranMarshall Why would Dublin fund clubs in Tyrone 🧐

@DarranMarshall Dublin have been funding your clubs for decades what if we did the same

Tyrone GAA’s boycott of Allianz branding continues - no pitch side advertising in Dungannon for tonight’s televised game against Offaly. No reference to Allianz in the match programme either.

@Scotland2Philly @TamseIIicsonIII If it was 2 minutes added Celtic still would have scored

Just know those cunts will win 3-2 with an injury time winner. If I didn’t hate them so much I’d put good money on it

@matthew_shanks1 You need a medal

Glad to see that the postbox, which I reported a number of months ago for being covertly painted a strange green colour, has now been repainted the correct RED variant! Normal service has resumed!

@Parisianaes1 Protest

Name something France does better than any other country.

@oelma__ Anything funded

🤔

@Matt_Pinner A cooker to cook the sausages

What's missing 🤔

@ClarksonsFarm1 Please & thank you

@shepmates Brilliant

Just wanna see Ireland in the World Cup🇮🇪🦜🦜 this was INSANE

@benonwine No insulation!

So every house on this street has snow on its roof part from one, how come that is then?

@vladimirputiniu Happy birthday Vlad😘

@Lukeconway899 Luke timberhead

@MarkKaboly Wipe your mouth with DOCKING LEAVES immediately Mark !

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Guinness is terrible.

@MartinSLewis @itvMLshow How could they?

Today's poll in conjunction with @itvMLshow 8pm: Do you feel that school tooled you up with a basic level of financial education to cope in our competitive consumer economy? Answer the poll & also let us know your view using #MartinLewis

@20MinuteTims @celtic_bar Fairly similar to last weeks

This is as bad a Celtic performance as you're ever likely to see.

@bjgunner Wats the problem

That's the future of our Ireland 🇮🇪 👏 🙌 👌 😀

@JeremyClarkson S2 e5 council ffs !

Series 4 of Clarkson’s Farm. Who do we like most? Endgame? Or Richard Ham?