Pete Rossi

I put up a job listing for a “Ninja rock star” but programmers keep applying. No I'm literally looking for a silent assassin who can shred.

❤️ DM me if I can help in any way.

@ryfar @rgcottrell My advice is to stop being such a shady character. (I haven’t worked on that team for over a year so I have no insight here. I would file a bug if I were you.)

@rgcottrell Hey @spinlock isn’t this your department? Pls fix.

congrats @spinlock !!!!!! /ducks *extremely* hard

Hello Twitter family! @projector is on @ProductHunt today! Would be huge for us if you could check it out and give us that sweet upvote. 🙏💪❤️producthunt.com/posts/projecto…

Having a puppy is like having anothe baby. A baby that eats cigarette butts off the ground and thinks people riding bikes are terrorists.

We got a puppy. Expect nothing but dog tweets going forward.

@jericmason True!!

@jericmason @schwa I don’t have my scotch decanter on my desk anymore. Turns out I only needed it when working next to you ;)

Coming to our talk? Accessibility Lessons! #Accessibility #WWDC19 So excited to share some great ways to make your apps more accessible!!

Check out “Introducing Desktop-class Browsing on iPad” and learn how you can take advantage of this great new experience in your app and websites from @dethbakin, @wensonhsieh (and me)! #WWDC19 developer.apple.com/wwdc19/203

I’ve heard @joshshaffer isn’t legally allowed to be on stage without a scroll view being demonstrated

@JeremySF @ProjectorHQ Congrats!

Oh hai @ProjectorHQ! 👀👀👀

@amdev For us it was Pokémon.

Good news: the kid started reading Harry Potter Bad news: kid will not shut the fuck up about Harry Potter

Racist conspiracy theorist @RealAlexJones has so far been deplatformed by.... Facebook ✅ iTunes ✅ YouTube ✅ Spotify ✅ Twitter ❌ Your move, @jack...

When you have a kid the only bandaids in the house are Pokémon branded. Which you complain about but secretly think is cool.

My kid has spent the summer swimming in chlorinated pools and her hair is now an impenetrable thicket of brambles. I’m considering just shaving it off while she sleeps. I’m sure she will thank me later.

@jazzychad Congrats!!

It's a boy!! 🎉🎉 Introducing: Neo Theodore Etzel b. 07/26/2018 - everyone is very happy and healthy (and tired!)

Wake up, Neo...

@amdev Just 🔥it all

@amdev I’m sure it’s a work of pure art