dex.

@cathoIiclawyer what is wrong with you.

@splitarget good to know. i’ll hold back a little less next time.

overslept and got woken up by levi jumping on my broken ribs. nice.

@cathoIiclawyer try me.

@splitarget as if you care.

morning.

@purpleavenger very happy to do. bring me back popcorn.

@splitarget ⠀ so you're happy to rob yourself of joy and whimsy ⠀

⠀ who wants to see the super mario galaxy movie together . ⠀

@eliopoulosss 👋

good afternoon!

@cathoIiclawyer not as hard as you think.

@splitarget as if i haven’t gotten a few hits in with you.

@cathoIiclawyer why’s that?

@splitarget bad morning.

@cathoIiclawyer if you’re barely able to do it to me, i doubt your dog will.

@splitarget careful, i’ll tell him to do it to you.

@cathoIiclawyer here we go. don’t you live your life off of being nice? whatever happened to that?

@splitarget no.

@matt_mdoc oh brother.

feeling like i’m on my last leg. my end is near.

@lethaltrial k.

@splitarget i’m pinning this to my account.

my good friend FRANCIS CASTLE has been personally invited to every pizza night until further notice.

@cathoIiclawyer don’t you get tired of feeding bullshit to yourself?

@splitarget i’m perfectly fine the way i am.

just decided that i can’t be ragebaited.

@cathoIiclawyer you need it.

@splitarget i wasn’t trying to be?

@cathoIiclawyer that’s the funniest thing you’ve ever said to me. genuinely. you’re hilarious.

@splitarget i don’t need therapy.

@cathoIiclawyer i just want you to stop lying to yourself. maybe it’ll be therapeutic for you.

@splitarget on it again, hm?

@cathoIiclawyer there’s no need to try. it happens naturally everyday because you can’t resist arguing with me. it’s a nice hobby of yours.

@splitarget come on, try me.