Stephen Zelenka

NO FUN ALLOWED ON THIS TWITTER ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was wrong Elon, I love X. Please don't destroy our government

It's a great burden of responsibility being the funniest person in any given twitch chat

I'm going to go through Kurt Russell's entire filmography. Call that Russellmania 2024

George R. R. Martin playing Elden Ring: Where's all the world-building I wrote? Miyazaki: It's in the item descriptions. GRRM: IT'S IN THE WHAT

Billy Joel is not my lover. OOH. He's just a boy who claims that I am an UPTOWN GIRL

I think, therefore I stink

Every 50 years, the terrifying visage of Nosferatu must return to our screens to strike fear, perhaps even feast on our blood. Exquisite.

The new American standard is selling $1 million homes made out of paper.

Please help this wonderful family escape the ongoing genocide in Palestine. gofund.me/1dd2971a

Jenna Ortega reportedly asked to end her contract with the “Scream” franchise following Melissa Barrera getting fired.

Unlikely character name: Parma John

Me, watching a crime show: God, if only police had unfettered access to every possible facet of civilian life, we could finally be safe.

This is an incredible year in gaming for women I'd let ruin my life without a second thought. Anyways, off to play Separate Ways.

Here's a lesson for all you idiots out there: if someone is better than you, don't "listen and learn" from them, complain loudly and make excuses for your poor performance. People appreciate a bitter egomaniac more than humility and acknowledging others' skills.

sorry my gf said i can't join any cults :(

You say you like ideas that challenge you, yet you won't listen to my regressive ideologies that have dominated culture for hundreds of years. Interesting.

I don't live in LA and I am not in the WGA yet, but I am eternally grateful for my fellow writers and actors on strike right now fighting for our future. I love you all!

Happy birthday to freedom

Only a genius could've so thoroughly destroyed this hell site. Elon has defeated the darkness at great personal expense to himself ($44 billion).

Resident Evil 3 Remake has the two hottest protagonists in the series so I will hear no criticism of it