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@TeleCreep They paint it by splooging it through a pipe the actual term is splooging. Was at a lunch and learn on it the other day

how the fuck do you paint grass this shits harder than i thought it would be

@TeleCreep Oh it’s the Subpar Physical Big-Top

@TeleCreep there’s going to be so much “content” made of this one

still alive, bitch

@TeleCreep Crazy how we give these things free food, shelter, and affection and they still want to off themselves

my stupid dog that genuinely ate ant poison from a trap and dirt from a pot

@gamestop Congrats to the two of you who got the online stock

Nintendo Switch 2 pre-orders are now available in-store and online. Midnight releases will be held in all stores June 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM EST / June 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM PST. Trade in your Switch 1 for up to $175 towards your reservation. gamestop.com/switch2

Pre-orders are live.

@gamestop Not even 3 seconds in the cart, couldn’t even press checkout. Bunch of fucking clowns.

@therealjubes_ @gamestop So is there’s.

@gamestop They sold them all an hour ago.

@gamestop Yall suck at this whole doing business thing

@TeleCreep Won’t you just draw that anyway

@lil_squirter420 I’m the only one who uses Apple Music you know this

@TeleCreep I love English. Without a comma it sounds like you touch the pencils then you shit uncontrollably

@TeleCreep @Amanseeks @lil_squirter420 Hook this up to a speaker system and play mo bamba or some shit. You’ll regret having an opening there.

@Amanseeks @lil_squirter420 wanna play halo at my place?

@NintendoAmerica Yes because I want to wake up to Splatoon gunshots like I’m in wartime Afsplatistan

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@TeleCreep @Hm_Spooky @lil_squirter420 Stranger danger stranger danger

@Hm_Spooky @lil_squirter420 does dom have twitter because this is panera bread

@lil_squirter420 Friendly fire friendly fire

@lil_squirter420 Finding part 2 is like finding the clit I stg

@ABC21WPTA Good for them. I can barely afford a McChicken sandwich.

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