Ade👑👸

Happy birthday Mofiademisinoluwa ❤️

*picks WhatsApp call patient: "Dr Ose, where are you pls?, I would love you to assess me... I can't feel baby moving" Me: "I'm no more in Nigeria. I'm now abroad. There is someone very good on ground to see you" Patient: "I'm on my way to the hospital. Please, we can meet at the hospital..." Me: "That's not possible. I'm sorry..." Her: "Please make it possible..." *starts sobbing Me: 😩😮‍💨

Me: "the midwife told me you take your medications, unlike how you refused to take in your first pregnancy... weldone!" Patient: "Yes..., the baby needs it, I've changed" Doctor: "Glad you take it every day" Patient: "Whenever I remember." Doctor: "How often do you remember?" Patient: "Whenever I come for clinic." Me: 💀

@osemagnum 😂😂😂

*your patient's husband invites you to attend Thanksgiving in her church. Patient comes out with newborn and husband for Thanksgiving. Her: " ...Praise God, this was a miraculous delivery. The doctor said it'll be a c/section because baby was breech..." *goes ahead to sing and dance Me: "hope she's not about to say what I'm thinking..." Her: "But my God disgraced the doctors. Baby turned and I delivered normally..." Me:👀👀 "but she was told about 3-8% can turn on it's own" Pastor: "May God continue to disgrace these doctors... " Me: 👀👀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

*phone call wakes you up at 2am on a Sunday morning Patient: "Doctor, I'm bleeding, I'm scared. Hope my baby is fine?" Me: "Oh my!... don't be scared. I'll be coming to the hospital now... meet me there. Just pad yourself. Come first thing this morning to the clinic" Patient: "I was cutting my fruits into bits, I mistakenly bruised my finger. Is my baby OK?" Me: "Wait, ma'am... not vaginal bleeding?" Patient: "No. Hope the injury won't affect my baby?" Me: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@gbas__gbos @Love_Bambammm @Omobolanle40474 Thank you 😊

@temofade @Love_Bambammm @Omobolanle40474 Not a movie per say, check edem victor youtube for the short skit

We must protect this mother in law with everything we have💕😂😂😂

@Precious7310 Because of dumpling? If she come eat Eba nko?

@RayoKasali @Precious7310 Who are you?????!!!!!!!😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

She didn’t even know what she did... But what did she actually do wrong?

@Love_Bambammm @Omobolanle40474 Make I borrow you my wings?😭😂

@temofade @Omobolanle40474 Fuel finish ni o

@Love_Bambammm @Omobolanle40474 E never reach for you to have come back with the title ma’am?😂

@Omobolanle40474 I will go and look for the title

@hicasamadim 15

bunu çözersen, zeka seviyen ortalamanın üstündedir. çözebilir misin?

@adenike_szn Merlin

Merlin or Game of thrones?

Being kept around but never fully chosen is one of the most draining and confusing feelings in the world

That girl that treats you better but you don’t want her is actually your wife.

@Glowriified First frame

Ladies, choose a ring🤭

Very naughty child 😭

@omooba___ 😂😂

Oh Lord😱 and see how beautiful the baby boy. Very cute baby boy.

@itohan_olat But why? Why will you r@pe her?!!

What’s the one thing people always compliment you on?