Pete 🇵🇸

The only guns that diffuse a situation are finger guns 👈👈

It could be as simple as a Tequila Bread Bowl

It’s important to be kind and remember that it’s your landlord’s first time on this earth too

That stranger things clip with the mom looks like a marvel moment (derogatory)

Your miller time is up, my miller time is now

Pork and beans music video gonna be an AP US history DBQ in a decade or so

@equipment_ohio Perfect temperature coffee 🥺

we have a million billion bajillion songs now. what do ya wanna hear on this

First they came for Jimmy Kimmel, and I said nothing because I am not a late night comedian

The Gallaghers should transition so when they see each other they can say “Oh, Hey Sis”

I will fight cinemasins in defense of M Night right now I swear to god

Monica Lewinskibidi isn’t a good enough song to call it that

Damn hulk hogan *and* Ozzy? Check in on your friend’s older brother folks I’m sure he’s going through it

@combatbaltimore Lord take all the hate on arms length backflip guy and give it to caP’n Jazz banana guy sevenfold

Capn Jazz crowd astronomically bad

At the caP’n Jazz show in DC and the band had to ask who lost their geek bar on stage

420 men went into de water, and 69 men come out

Last night we let the BuzzBall talk

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

Sometimes I feel like Tenacious D but for emo

Twenty one pilots is the most ass band to ever exist

you can get 4 miller lites for the price of a cocktail that’s easy math brother

Hegemony would be such a pretty name for a girl