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"Everywhere the dying groan and the horses lay screaming... Happy Valentine's Day!" mcsweeneys.net/articles/corma…

Hot take: Cormac McCarthy invented the rom-com. New piece for @mcsweeneys from @KristinaLibby and myself. Go read, now: mcsweeneys.net/articles/corma…

For the past two months, the Writers Guild of America has been on strike. However, theirs is not the only writers’ strike gripping the nation. In @newyorkerhumor, read about the lesser-known ransom-note writers’ strike of 2017: nyer.cm/CGWnRcy

New piece for the @NewYorker with the immensely talented Ryan Walls and Zoe Si - go take a look: newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…

@timccomputer @KristinaLibby twofiftyone.net/2023/07/07/inv…

I have a new one in @mcsweeneys today called "My Plan to Destigmatize Mental Illness Is to Blame Every Societal Problem on People with Mental Illnesses." Give it a read if ya wanna: mcsweeneys.net/articles/my-pl…

SNICK rules. New piece for the @NewYorker from @KristinaLibby and myself. Go check it out: newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…

DANIELLE STEEL: Take your long, powerful hands and start slowly loading this satin sparkle purse with the biggest bill stacks you’ve got...Afterward, I want you to watch me run slowly toward the street. @timccomputer & @KristinaLibby twofiftyone.net/2023/03/31/ban…

I wish to invite you to read a new one I wrote for @mcsweeneys called "What Your Favorite New York Times Columnist Says About You." Thank you, and best of luck with everything today. mcsweeneys.net/articles/what-…

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@Timvc1986 and I just spent an unnecessarily long amount of time discussing this. I want to watch the comedy where they play twin sisters. Thank you Universe.

Here's @timccomputer on an @OldSpice ad to keep an eye on tonight.

Supporters of Viral Load got a special treat this morning -- a preview of tonight's Super Bowl commercials. theamericanbystander.substack.com/p/queen-elizab…

@crmonks New McSweeney's submission: "Things Not to Google if You're Accused for Murder" - boston.com/news/crime/202…

@KristinaLibby and I unearthed never before seen #Salinger book titles for @BystanderTweets. Read 'em here: twofiftyone.net/2023/01/10/ear…

New Shout for @newyorkerhumor - go take a look: newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…

Read 'em & weep @pantone. New piece for @BystanderTweets / 251 with @KristinaLibby: twofiftyone.net/2022/12/12/col…

Presenting the finalists for Pantone's Color of the Year, from @timccomputer and Kristina Libby. twofiftyone.net/2022/12/12/col…

A cartoon by George Booth, who contributed to The New Yorker for more than five decades, and who died yesterday, at age 96. #NewYorkerCartoons

A cartoon by @tomchitty and @EllisRosen. #NewYorkerCartoons