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@pale_atlantis been holding off on actually entering because i'm indecisive 😭😭 i think i'd go with ranger suarez who is still a phillie in my heart

to celebrate baseball (finally) coming back this week, i’m giving away one custom baseball jersey sweatshirt!!! any team, any jersey, any player 🫶 to enter: must be following me like & rt comment what player you want!! ends at 11:59pm march 31st, open internationally!!

@gerawaycar wait that's such a cool thesis topic

Went from presenting my undergraduate thesis at 3:00 pm to Cris first start of the year! Happy opening day from a scholarly Twitter troll ❤️⚾️

i was paying attention to jeopardy way to go alex bump !!

162-0 incoming ⛷️

most normal phillies win

heh duran duran matchup

here comes the fucking GOAT.

Oh My God You Fucking Bums

mike @hammerito why did you put this evil on us like four innings ago

explaining the Philadelphia Phillies Experience™ to an american: imagine a Burger

From the Vet to the Bank, Harry Kalas’ voice was music to @Phillies fans’ ears. The 2002 Frick Award winner who called more than 5,000 games in Philadelphia was born 90 years ago today.

uh oh

why does jt's new walkup song sound like 눈 코 입

pershlaps not a great omen that the phillies' first ABS challenge is a miss

no longer career 1.000 batting average, but still career 1.000 in love from the fanbase

“Cy Young” vs the people’s real Cy Young.

Make it 10 Ks for Cris! 🔥