Trancrypt™
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Trancrypt™
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Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica... (He/Him)



Football is a mad sport because the most technically gifted player in the world is a starter for neither his club or country

But on a serious note how tf did we lose two UCL finals to Barcelona

Gay people be like “I see” and “that’s fair”

nothing is funny anymore


🚨🚨 NEW RULE: The 2026 Ballon d’Or will go this year to someone who shows up in BIG GAMES, with less focus on matches against smaller clubs. If a player doesn’t perform in big matches, they have NO chance of winning the Ballon d’Or.

my boss gave me a zucchini... like just plopped this shit on my desk and winked. What....


Justin Bieber fan sets Guinness World Record by identifying 33 of his songs in just 60 secs.

Do they know it’s legal?


We all know why Argentina called off the finalissima😭😭












