GIRL THE FIRST

@u_m_a_m_i if he wants to move like that he needs to invest in silver body paint all he needs to do is put on the uniform and he'll be a dignified robot man

Why did they let him advance to this state

@few_ferret @htmljones it's not about voice training it's that she has a weird fucked up accent because of her social circles like how christopher walken sounds like that cause his parents were both ESL immigrants

@htmljones You know Finn actually has a good girl voice there is a clip of that, she just chooses to use their normal voice, that in my opinion sounds softer than the Minecraft era voice. Unlike you who sounds like some kind of chipmunk.

@MikeBeauvais the song is almost 14 minutes long??? 😭😭😭

Somebody bawling under oath as a video is shown of Afroman sitting on a dock playing a keytar and singing through a Roger Troutman talkbox while wearing a cowboy hat, Bootsy Collins sunglasses and a Lamé leopard print blazer is maybe the funniest thing to ever happen in court.

@t4tpvp please let me absorb some of NL's verbal prowess through osmosis

perpetual youtuber voice is a very real thing and can even happen later in life if youre not careful enough so this is a good voice training psa if anything. star wars hotel lady

@Neo__Uma chopper has deadbeat dad lore? 😭😭😭 is that just some random deer or do we know that's chopper's dad lmao i dont remember this

Applies to half of the strawhats unfortunately 😭😭

Today I$rael tried to kill me in a targeted airstrike in southern Lebanon as I was reporting on was the targeting of bridges and the forced displacement of 1 million people, an ethnic cleansing operation on a larger scale than the Nakba I have absolutely no doubt that this was deliberate. Despite claims there were no warnings ahead of the strike and no notifications sent to the Lebanese Army who allowed us to film As we have seen in Gaza they want to silence journalists who document and report their war crimes It is the western powers who provide political and military support for I$rael, arming it to the teeth to carry out genocide in Gaza and ethnic cleansing here in Lebanon. They are not simply complicit, but active participants and should be held accountable for their actions. But if I$rael thinks today’s strike will silence us and keep us out of the field they are very, very mistaken

The moment Israel targeted British journalist Steve Sweeney in southern Lebanon.

@tappmk01 as an armpit/foot fucker i am on your side this is twitter so like, it's probably botted thankfully lol. guy's a bluecheck

No, we're not making fart fetishes go mainstream. I stayed silent when foot niggas got their turn, I listened to the armpit niggas, bit this is THE LINE. We are NOT fart posting in 2026

“He raped me.” “Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.” “She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.” …directly from the Epstein files.

@Rogue229001 @lotie_arte do you know what a bisexual person is

@lotie_arte Bisexual? Bro is clearly straight if you've seen the picture of Rebecca he kept in the RPD stars office

When I was younger I assumed wesker was gay bc in my mind only a gay man could serve like this. Now I'm older and wiser and I can see thats the cunty power of a bisexual

@lotie_arte a gay man wouldnt keep catching a rocket in his hands to aura farm after the first time someone shot and exploded it. that's the patriarchy leaking into his bisexual mind, he's trying to impress the hoes

IDF Commander stomps on 4 year old kid to kill him and says “these kids need to be killed from the day they are born”. - Report from Israeli news Just another routine day for “our greatest ally”

@HistoryDruid @Bryophite_Ben scryer doesnt even have a moustache how can he be a mario brother

@Bryophite_Ben My favorites are the conjuror and the scryer, they look like if Mario and Luigi chose a different career path

Doodles of every kind of magic user I can think

They are declaring another Nakba.

Mind you Cuba is literally just some island nation that has never launched a military attack at us. The US has them under a blockade because wealthy americans don't like their economy. That's literally it.

It's insane they got the press to stop covering this at all

@UESP_net your health is low, do you have any potions? or food? sorry i didnt put any thought into it so i got a fable quote instead my bad

What's the very first quote from The Elder Scrolls that comes to your mind? Don't give it any more thought, just post it as a reply please. Very curious to see what it'll be!

She Called The FBI In 1996. They Opened A File. Then They Told Her It Never Existed. She Spent 29 Years Being Called A Liar. September 3, 1996. A file is opened inside FBI headquarters. Classification: child pornography. The woman who made the call is identified only as "a professional artist." She described photos she had seen inside a Manhattan mansion. She described the man who owned those photos. She described what she witnessed being done to young girls. She gave them everything. Then she waited. Nobody called back. Nine years later, a local detective in Palm Beach knocked on a different door. Found forty victims. Handed the FBI photographs, videos, and documented evidence of child trafficking across multiple states. The FBI opened a formal investigation. Two years later — they closed it. One plea deal. Thirteen months. Out by noon every day on work release. The trafficking continued. The FBI kept receiving tips. For eleven more years, women were brought to his island, his Manhattan townhouse, his private ranch. For eleven more years — the file sat there. It took a newspaper reporter to force the arrest in 2019. Thirty-three days later, he was dead. Now twelve women — listed only as Doe 1 through Doe 12 — are standing in federal court. They're not suing his estate. They're suing the FBI. They want $100 million. And they want every internal document, every memo, every email showing exactly who received each tip — and made the decision to do nothing. But here's the part that changes everything. When the FBI's own internal review was published in 2020 — it didn't mention the 1996 complaint. Not once. For another five years, the woman who made that call was told: your report doesn't exist. In December 2025, the DOJ confirmed it did. One page. Dated September 3, 1996. Which means someone inside the FBI knew that file existed — and chose not to include it in their own review. The question isn't whether the file was real. The question is: who decided to make it disappear? usstories.mstfootball.com/lam/twelve-wom…

@cammakingminds need a beetlemoses comic where these ants are trying to maneuver an oddly shaped couch into another room

The weirdest part is that this looks exactly like how your mind would solve it, instead of representing some alien and unrelatable algorithmic approach.