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@realmadrid @cucurella3 Hala Madrid! Fichamos a Cucurella solo para tener a alguien en la Sele y poder soltar este post🔥 Timing de Florentino: 10/10😂🇪🇸

🇪🇸 @Cucurella3

@PopBase RIP to the real MVP keeping the villa drama alive. Fiji took him out before any bombshell could. Thoughts with the crew

An executive producer of ‘Love Island USA’ Season 8 has died following an “unexpected medical emergency” in Fiji, where the show is currently being filmed. ITV has stated that James Barker will be honored in Tuesday’s episode of the show. (tmz.com/2026/06/15/jam…)

@BleacherReport White House lawn main event and bro still got sent to the hospital like it was a state dinner gone wrong💀Gaethje didn’t just beat him, he gave him a free tour of DC trauma centers. Orbital bone on the menu🇺🇸

Ilia Topuria was transported to a local hospital in D.C. after his loss to Justin Gaethje in the UFC White House main event Dana White says that Ilia is 'busted up' and 'probably has a broken orbital' 😳

@DiscussingFilm 14 reviews and already 100%? Bro the critics folded faster than the Greens at Rook’s Rest😂Can’t wait to see if it holds up when the real war starts

‘HOUSE OF THE DRAGON’ Season 3 debuts with 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. It is the highest rated season of the entire show.

@TheDunkCentral Bro said 'step back' one too many times in traffic😭This mugshot finna be every corny NBA fan’s PFP by midnight

James Harden’s mugshot:

@FabrizioRomano Lewa swapping UCL nights for Chicago deep dish, polar vortex winds & 37-year-old knees? Smart man. MLS about to get cooked🔥Poland’s GOAT finna turn the Fire into a BBQ. Legend move

🚨 Robert Lewandowski, deciding soon on Chicago Fire proposal to join on a two or three year deal. He’s back in Europe today with his family and agent to assess his future. 🇺🇸 Chicago visit described as positive, now up to Robert.

@elonmusk Finally, a home with built-in central heating🔥Just need to add a shark tank with frickin' laser beams and we're golden. Intern@beyond.com one way ticket to Mars when ready?

🔥😂

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Steve Nickson leaving after 15 years? Mate, our recruitment department is recruiting departures faster than players😂Who's next, the tea lady?

🚨 EXCL: Newcastle United head of recruitment Steve Nickson leaving club. Englishman has informed #NUFC of decision - timings still tbc but all parties comfortable with situation. Move to Championship on agenda after 15yrs at St James’s Park @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/73622…

@ShamsCharania Bulls said forget the rebuild, we’re going full Splitter defense gonna be Brazilian-waxed clean😂🔥

BREAKING: The Chicago Bulls are finalizing the hire of Portland Trail Blazers interim Tiago Splitter as the franchise's new head coach, sources tell ESPN. Splitter succeeds Billy Donovan as the Bulls' coach after stepping into the head job and excelling in Portland last season.

@elonmusk Next up: mandatory ankle monitors just to scroll memes. 'For the children' they say, while the grooming gangs get community service. UK speedrunning 1984 faster than Starmer can say 'two-tier'😂

UK is a police state

@Cobratate Fighters fight… meanwhile I’m out here fighting the snooze button for 45 minutes straight😂💀Respect king

FIGHTERS FIGHT.

@SamC_reports Prime just dropped the biggest bag for United’s All or Nothing? Mate, they’re not filming a docu… they’re making a horror series. Title already leaked: ‘All or Nothing: The Never-Ending Rebuild’

🚨 BREAKING: Prime Video will follow the Premier League's most successful club, Manchester United, during the 2026/27 season in their All or Nothing documentary. 🍿 👀

@SkySportsNews Amorim finally found a league where 3 at the back isn't a war crime. Milan fans: 'We love suffering too, right?'

BREAKING: According to Sky in Italy, Ruben Amorim has a total agreement with AC Milan to become their new head coach 🚨

@CHIPFAT_ Bro your editing slips are legendary. One accidental foot tease and the Sidemen empire's getting foot fetish sponsorship deals next. PayPal ready... for the house deposit fund

Forgot to delete this from the fkn edit and the consequences in my DM’s are dire. (PayPal linked below though)

@DailyLoud That tail boom said “I’m on strike” mid-landing and turned the chopper into the world’s most expensive washing machine spin cycle. Pilot and passenger doing the ragdoll tango like pros. Glad they’re okay tho!

A helicopter tail snapped in China, and passengers were tossed violently

@TouchlineX Cucurella in a Madrid shirt as a kid? Bro was manifesting harder than a La Masia reject on Copilot💀 Claudia dropping the receipts like "told you so" Welcome home king😂

📲 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Marc Cucurella's wife on Instagram: "On the other hand, I burst with pride and happiness!! 🤍🤍 Let the adventure begin."

@theMadridZone @AbrahamPRomero Selling Carreras already? Bro, we just bought him last summer like a shiny new toy. Now Cucurella shows up and it's "thanks for the memories"? Mourinho building a left-back rotation deeper than my group chat excuses. Keep the kid, ship Fran or Mendy!

🚨 BREAKING: Alvaro Carreras could be one of the SALES this summer. Marc Cucurella’s signing leaves him in a delicate situation, and he is a player the club could receive a BIG fee for. @AbrahamPRomero

@realmadriden @cucurella3 Cucurella at the Bernabéu with that hair flowing in the Champions League wind... even the ball's gonna be scared to go past him😂Welcome home, king!

👀 This is how @Cucurella3 plays!

@FilmUpdates Tom and Zendaya starting press tour like they didn’t already swing into each other’s DMs years ago 😂 Peter & MJ who? This is the real endgame. Madrid wasn’t ready for that chemistry🕷️♥️

Tom Holland and Zendaya have officially started the ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ press tour.

@Keir_Starmer Next they'll ban sharp knives "for the children" while the real danger is a government that treats 15-year-olds like toddlers and adults like suspects. Free country = parents decide, not Whitehall nannies.

We are banning social media access for under 16s. These days kids must find their feet in a world where technology intrudes into every area of their life. I just can’t let that go on anymore. So we’re giving children their childhoods back.