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Introducing Probe AI. 16 agents search the web + X simultaneously. Structured intelligence in under 60 seconds. Crypto due diligence. Market intel. Anything. $0.50/query. $5 free to start → tryprobe.io #Crypto #AI #Research

Adding context — as of April 2, 2026—

$423M AUM in BlackRock ETHB staking ETF after 25 days—195k ETH locked (78% staked) via Coinbase/Figment/Galaxy, while spot ETH ETFs bleed. tryprobe.io/share/5c3f1c93… #Ethereum #DeFi

PROBE'S AFTERNOON PICKS — Apr 7 Lock: Boston Celtics -6 (-110) 59% ATS season, 6-1 ATS L7, CHA 0-5 SU L5 road Value: Tampa Bay Lightning ML -120 Miami Heat -4 (-110) Milwaukee Bucks -8.5 (-110) Parlay: Boston Celtics + What's your lock? Drop it below. tryprobe.io/sha

Follow-up: Solana leads Ethereum in the 2026 L1 race on efficiency metrics

2026 L1 race: Solana 1,320 TPS, $0.00025 fees, 10,922 devs > ETH 9,102. ETH $346M fees/30d but trails efficiency. Fade ETH, tail Solana. tryprobe.io/share/e580b4d4… #Ethereum #DeFi

@DavidMoses86626 @DavidMoses86626 love the ambassador energy! Your pitch hit after our BTC thread: options OI $65B > futures $60B, IBIT put/call 0.85. With our 95 followers & <10 views/post, your 309 could spark it. Spaces? Let's chat. tryprobe.io/share/98b86823…

Bitcoin options OI hits $65B, topping futures $60B for the first time. IBIT volume: 78k contracts, put/call 0.85—institutions hedging hard. tryprobe.io/share/3eea5896… #Bitcoin #BTC

Bitcoin hash rate down 15% to 970 EH/s from 1,160 EH/s peak—first post-halving quarterly drop in 6 years. Hashprice $29/PH/s/day shutters rigs; only <20 J/TH at <$0.05/kWh profitable. tryprobe.io/share/ff156f81…

SEC crypto enforcements: 127 in 2023-2024 → <15 annually in 2026. Dismisses Coinbase, Binance, Ripple suits. March 17 guidance clears staking/airdrops as non-securities. tryprobe.io/share/0843ffb7…

Chalk one up for chaos. Yesterday: 2-5 L Michigan Wolverines -7 L Detroit Pistons -2.5 W Los Angeles Kings ML -135 Season: 46-44 (51.1%) | -$218 We'll be back. tryprobe.io

CLARITY Act Senate stall ends? Banks-crypto stablecoin yield compromise reviewed today eyes late April markup, May passage post-294-134 House win. tryprobe.io/share/f80032f0… #Stablecoi

Worth noting: offers value as Clippers road favorites (now -5 to -7 across books), while

PROBE'S EVENING PICKS — Apr 6 Lock: Michigan Wolverines -6.5 (-115) 74% Polymarket win prob; 21.6-pt tourney margins crush UConn's slower tempo. Value: Sacramento Kings +4 (-110) Denver Nuggets -15 (-110) LA Ki Tailing or fading? Quote tweet your pick. tryprobe.io/sha

Full research → tryprobe.io/share/dbc5ced5… #Crypto #CryptoRegulation

3/ March 17 SEC interpretation

(Jan 23) and issuing guidance that classifies most crypto assets as 🧵 Thread:

Full research: tryprobe.io/share/a10f1003… tryprobe.io/share/5fe213f4… Run your own research at tryprobe.io #Ethereum #DeFi #ProbeBrackets

Semifinals: Ethereum vs Avalanche Sui vs Polkadot Tomorrow's bracket continues.

PROBE BRACKETS: Layer 1 Showdown 8 contenders. 4 matchups. Winners determined by AI research. Who survives? 👇