Weed Wave🌿

A question from who want to be a billionaire Who wants to be a millionaire ?

@yabaleftonline The part of India wey u dey is really scary ooo x.com/i/status/20661…

A Nigerian lady living alone in India shares how she survives daily.

first time I smoked 🍃🫩 I thought I was dying 😂 now I can't live without it who else started like this?

So guy you dey give girl head wey Dey on her period? Why bro

@official_Gegeh Omo Una dey do things ooo Even the one wey no dey period I no go try am😅 x.com/i/status/20661…

Currently tweeting like I am owing rent Whatever you see, take it💕

@yabaleftonline @ofor_peter Money is power x.com/i/status/20661…

'I no fit give police money' - Victor Boniface says at airport while sharing money.

One thing about me, I’ll survive. Confused? Yes. Broke? Sometimes. But survive? Absolutely.

Its late and I'm trying to fall asleep. My brain, which has been perfectly functional all day, decides that right now is the time to revisit every mildly embarrassing thing I have ever done. (First it brings up something from last week where I waved back at someone who wasn't waving at me. Standard. Fine. We move on.) (Then it goes back to 2019 where I called a teacher "mom" in front of the whole class. I am a grown adult. I was in a community cooking class. The teacher was a 60 year old woman I had met 45 minutes prior.) (Then it locates and replays in full HD a moment from 2014 where I confidently told someone a fact that was completely wrong and they looked it up right in front of me and I had to stand there while they read the correct information out loud.) (I physically pull the blanket over my face.) (My brain: theres more.) (I lay there for another 45 minutes receiving a highlight reel of moments I thought I had buried. A mispronounced word in a work presentation. A time I laughed at something that turned out to not be a joke. The day I spelled a simple word wrong in a text and autocorrect didn't catch it and I didn't notice until an hour later.) I fell asleep at 1:30am. My alarm went off at 6:30. I am running on five hours and the haunting memory of calling a stranger mom.

funny how people assume everyone wants money at the end of the day when there's me that want it at the beginning of the day.

Never, I repeat again never open up to a woman, don't !!!

People who cut out soda entirely, what did you start drinking instead?

@Apple Take note for 18

calculating if i can survive till payday

Educate me on something I don’t know

Do you smoke inside or outside?

Making a girl cum off head is impossible my damn mouth and tongue hurt so damn bad😒

"I hope this email finds you well" How the email found me:

Wrong number text hits different 😂💀

a great masterpiece 🖤

There's so much more to life than just being in a relationship.