Mustard of your doom

Be sure to put your common bluebottles in rare green jars

@domluszczyszyn Tell us about Sunny

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@Aella_Girl I'm interested in the thought process behind someone thinking about gargoyle as frumpy, chill and vanilla.

I think i invented the best personality test. Hear me out: 1. Take the word "gargoyle". If you HAD to class them, would gargoyles be more kinky or vanilla? What about more chad or frumpy? Are they more chiller or builder? I had people vote a series of 6 binary questions for every word I could think of, and then ended up with a huge pile of correlated words. Like: If you look at the KINKY, CHAD, CHILL category, you get a bunch of the words that got voted into that same concept. So - what about *you*? Vote *yourself* through the gates, and you'll find yourself landed in a pile of all the other words that got voted the same as you! That's how I got 'the operator'.

@AllEliteLeo @yennyyonn @PaulBeastJames @domluszczyszyn Yes, I know. But the team was a laughingstock until he arrived. He put competent people in place to turn nearly 4 decades of neanderthal level management into something that resembles a respectable franchise. He deserves some credit for that.

@windlashed @yennyyonn @PaulBeastJames @domluszczyszyn Shanahan is why we got Nick Foligno instead of Taylor Hall and why we didn’t get Lane Hutson…..

HALLELUJAHHHHH HALLELUJAHHHHHHHHHH

@BigGreenPines80 @domluszczyszyn And had a run of 9 years as the third best team in the league as a result.

@domluszczyszyn They already tried this with Dubas

@AllEliteLeo @yennyyonn @PaulBeastJames @domluszczyszyn Dubas was a good GM who was hamstrung by a merely okay President. Keeping in mind Shanahan was an absolutely massive improvement over his predecessors and did instill a winning atmosphere even if some of his decisions ended up being terrible, he was at least competent overall.

@yennyyonn @PaulBeastJames @domluszczyszyn Shanahan was a idiot

@reporterchris @mirtle Thank fucking god

Keith Pelley says he's open to the possibility of hiring both a president and GM for the revamped #leafs front office. Says there's one must for their next hire: "They have to be data centric."

@mirtle The day he emerged as the frontrunner for the Leafs GM job was the darkest day for the team in my lifetime. The only darker one before that as far as managing the team goes was the Lanny McDonald trade.

Strange timing night of a game but might as well get going on the GM search.

@MapleLeafs Please don't hire another fucking bonehead. If the next guy doesn't know what an expected goal is, I'm out for good.

@CarloConforti2 @chargersbsexpos @mikeystephens81 And their coach stinks

@chargersbsexpos @mikeystephens81 …Mitchy ain’t the reason why the Leafs are missing the playoffs for the 1st time in 10years.. Woll,Stolarz,Tanev,Matthews,Nylander,Carlo+++ all missed chunks of time including season injuries

Bruce Cassidy led the Golden Knights to a 146 wins in 3 seasons, 2 Pacific Division titles, and one Stanley Cup. Then Mitch Marner arrived.

@TicTacTOmar I think there's a team who could use the guy who was just fired

no fucking way

@WoodstarForges @Katelyn_clouds @Aniimo_EN @Pokemon This object is called a Mewtwo Amiibo, and has existed for quite a while. Do you believe the name of this game is a coincidence?

@Katelyn_clouds @Aniimo_EN @Pokemon Pokémon wasn't the first monster taming game you know.

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@HeslopRy @mirtle With that, they'll be at least 5 wins better.

@HeslopRy @mirtle You start with a coach that is capable of adapting and knows what an expected goal is.

I don't think the Leafs are very good.

@MapleLeafs2020 @RitchieSzn_34 @mirtle The roster isn't terrible. The coach is.

@RitchieSzn_34 @mirtle there is no one prospect that is going to get this roster - as is today, next year or in two years - anywhere close to a Cup on their own. and they're never going to find the talent to fill the other many gaps in this roster. Future Cup contention only will come with a teardown

With the Blues and Jets both winning tonight, the Leafs are currently in 5th last place in the NHL based on points percentage (and the regulation win tiebreak).

@PressSec @FBIDirectorKash I can't be sure from this chart alone, but it sure looks like homicide rates cratered during the Clinton administration, leveled off during Bush Jr., dropped under Obama, spiked upward during Trump 1, then dropped again during Biden. Are Republicans just bad at reading charts?

The Trump Effect.

@William25368153 @cwebbonline It's both. Every government shutdown should trigger an election like it does in every sane country.

@cwebbonline Actually it’s the democrats. They are the only ones that don’t want to fund an agency. They won’t pay ICE or DHS. Maybe if they funded everything Trump would sign it?

Trump just said the quiet part out loud. He told Republicans to block a deal that would pay TSA agents, so he could force the SAVE Act through. I hope TSA workers realize Trump is holding their paychecks hostage.

@smdowner @cwebbonline Both parties are at fault. A government shutdown should trigger an election.

@cwebbonline No one is buying the gaslighting. Democrats have voted FOURTEEN TIMES to block DHS funding.

@Inside1Buffalo @APetrielli It absofuckinglutely is Berube and Treliving's fault. The underlying problems are their ability to control play. Even bad teams control play if coached well. This is a good team that doesn't. Asking Auston fucking Matthews to play dump and chase is fucking idiotic.

@APetrielli This is a roster construction issue. It isn't Treliving's fault or Berube's fault. The underlying problems predate both of them. They are just the ones left holding the bag.

On Craig Berube, Brad Treliving, and Keith Pelley: mapleleafshotstove.com/2026/03/22/the…

@domluszczyszyn Let's get rid of everyone who's capable of producing offense.

lmao please get everyone involved with creating this dumpster fire away from this team